I'm talking, of course, about POLLY ESTER!

Polly Ester's was the name of a tacky club in a bad part of town.


I think they had disco nights but you had to be careful on the way there otherwise you might get shot, stabbed or end up with a china cat habit.

Sounds like Ultra Boy's kind of place.

Don't get me started on cousin Mol...

Then there's the lawyer in the family, Seq U. Ester.

Uncle F who seems to never leave, but has a good trick with light bulbs.

Cousin J, who dresses kind of funny and juggles balls which inevitably come down on his head.

Cousin L thinks he's stupid.

Uncle Alfred B, who writes science fiction.

Nephew P sure is annoying.

Aunt H wears a scarlet letter.

Great Uncle T who just can't stop asking questions.

Aunt Inv is the wealthiest of them all. She brings lots of presents on Christmas.

Uncle Sylv really likes cats, but has an irrational hatred of canaries.

The family loves Aunty Prot, even calling her Proty. But she does go on about her causes.

Cousin Sem just can't seem to graduate from college...

And Cousin Leic really loves traveling to England.

It's lovely to see all the family come together to help bring in the Winathian crops. I know cousin Harv really appreciates the help.

I demand a series of adventures of Polly Ester and her BFF, Rae Onn, even if I have to write them myself.

Hmm... I should using "My sweet cousin Polly!" and variations thereof as my new catchphrase!

EDE, that's a great idea.

Thoth, LOL