The Overreacting Thread!

Can't believe that guy didn't hold the door open for me a while ago!

I'm gonna BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!

What the..oh my gosh.
are you kidding me?
that thread is so not funny!!!

wait wait no no no
my llaso apso is
TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE LLASO APSO!!!
so cute and so very deadly

[Linked Image]

help

nah. she's ok.
just overreacting.

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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Can't believe that guy didn't hold the door open for me a while ago!

I'm gonna BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!

BY THE HOARY HOSTS OF MLLASH !!!! ...were you raised on Apokolips as well ?

... heat vision helps in these circumstances ...

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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Can't believe that guy didn't hold the door open for me a while ago!

I'm gonna BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!

The gall! He's lucky I wasn't there or else he'll be burning till kingdom come!

I can't believe my Internet connection went down last night while I was trying to hit my 17,000th post! I'm going to destroy the Internet completely!

BAH!!! I shall DESTROY the planet for you!! That will teach the Internet a lesson ... right after I put that guy who should've held the door for IB through a wall ... he'll remember NEXT TIME!!!

... and then I will adopt that zombie llaso apso ... because I think it is cute.

These guys might fit into this thread.

5 People Who Held Grudges Well Past the Point of Insanity

And if you don't like that article, I am going to come to your house in the middle of the night and shave all your hair off.

Everyone must read this article AT ONCE! I'll make anyone who doesn't eat the hair of that guy who didn't hold the door open for me!

Oh, and...

6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A (Retarded) Point will all burn! Burn!!

RAHHHHRRR!!!

I just broke every dish and glass in my apartment because I was so upset at the time I wasted by getting stuck in a Cracked.com 'loop'!!!!

Now I am going to make two international flights to drag Quislet Esquire and Invisible Brainiac over here to clean up the mess!

RAHHHHHHRRRRR!!!!

But first, I am going to go deal with some fellow playing the piccolo outside!

I'm thinking I should call the police and report him as a terrorist. heh heh

This thread is just too upsetting!!!!!

I am going to have to lock it if this persists. We cannot have lurkers thinking we overreact to things!

Without overreaction, the entire internet would consist of maybe thirty-six posts... all of them to do with Lawrence Welk reruns and the proper way to spread margarine on a slice of white bread.

P.S...

Ummm....

Click Here For A Spoiler<marquee behavior=alternate>Who You Callin' JERKFACE??? You Want I should Rip Yer Lips OFF????</marquee>

Alright! You're all on the list!!!!!

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Originally posted by Power Boy:
BAH!!! I shall DESTROY the planet for you!! That will teach the Internet a lesson ... right after I put that guy who should've held the door for IB through a wall ... he'll remember NEXT TIME!!!

I think I need a cold shower now.

FINE Rocky!!! Use all the cold water!

Clean my room?

YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER!!!

this is not based on any real life situation I have encountered.

Clean your room?

CLEAN YOUR ROOM?

Let's THRASH IT INSTEAD!!!

but ... but .... a karate chop to the throat IS being polite where I come from!

YOU'RE HORRIBLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69rnJushG44

OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SPINACH DIP AND WE ALL TOTALLY HATE YOUR STUPID HAIRCUT!!11

Power Boy, HOW DARE YOU WEAR A COSTUME WITH A PEC WINDOW???

ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL BLAZE AWAY FROM ME? HUH? HUH????

*rips open shirt in disgust*

BLAZE, LOOK AT MY CHEST! LOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!

Hawkwoman wields a crossbow in Earth 2 issue #2 ... and on the cover of Earth 2 #4 she is shown as double fisting hand guns ....

... I know my time space continuum destruction death ray is around here SOMEWHERE!

ah ... my Volcano machine will do! say goodbye Manhattan !!!

muuuuuahahahahaha

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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:

BLAZE, LOOK AT MY CHEST! LOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!

OH MY FREAKING GOSH! Is that for REAL?! Your chest puts the Olympian Gods to shame!

And gee... is it just me or is it really hot in here? (removes shirt) IB where are you, I need you right... right... NOW!!!

Blaze baby, you're supposed to overreact... that's your NORMAL reaction

AND WHO TOLD YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT IN PUBLIC???? I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!!!

Alright I'm closing down Legion World! This thread was allowed to go to page 2.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Alright I'm closing down Legion World! This thread was allowed to go to page 2.

See, there you have it! Quislet is abusing his authority, again!

Come see the corruption inherent in the system!

J'accuse!

see? you cannot trust lawyers at all!

execute them all! NOW!

and how come nobody stopped Quis from closing this thread?

YOU'RE ALL ACCOMPLICES! Argh! That's it, I'm gonna FEED YOU ALL TO THE SUPER MOBY DICK OF SPACE!

HEY! INVISIBLE BRAINIAC USED THE "D" WORD! BAN HIM!! IMMEDIATELY!! DELETE ALL HIS POSTS, AND NEVER ALLOW HIS NAME TO BE USED ON LEGION WORLD EVER AGAIN!!11!!11

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 I completed a quest in Castleville

I hereby declare that cleome45 and Quislet, Esq shall wear scarlet capital letters FOREVER!!!!

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Originally posted by cleome45:
[b]HEY! INVISIBLE BRAINIAC USED THE "D" WORD! BAN HIM!! IMMEDIATELY!! DELETE ALL HIS POSTS, AND NEVER ALLOW HIS NAME TO BE USED ON LEGION WORLD EVER AGAIN!!11!!11[/b]

*sob* oh cleome, how could you??? You're MEAN!!! I'm gonna tell on you!!!!!

I'm going to have to take each of you over my checkered apron and give you a good, old-fashioned, sound thrashing for all this shouting!

Oh my. That is making me overreact in a much different way!

Erm.

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF OLD GRANNY? THAT ALL YOU GOT????

Why isn't anyone posting here??????????? DO YOU ALL HATE ME?????

Why is it ALWAYS about YOU, IB? Can't you for ONCE imagine that we all hate someone ELSE???

I HATED EVERYTHING* BEFORE IT WAS EVEN COOL TO HATE!!11 THE REST OF YOU ARE ALL POSERS!!11!!11

*Especially that Legion Tracker dude's aftershave. Bleah! It's the worst thing I've ever smelled EVER!

Can you blame me for wanting any attention at all??? Even HATE is better than INDIFFERENCE!!! *sob*

WHO CARES?!?!?!

I swear, if you all were any sorrier at posting this board would look like this:

Sorry Game Board by ka1en , on Flickr

What's with the colors anyway? THEY HURT MY EYES!

CALL 911! IB NEEDS AN AMBULANCE!! EYE INJURY!!!

Eye injury? Get Quis all up in this thang! Someone's gonna get sued!

Quis can't help me! He doesn't have a gavel yet! I need a lawyer with a gavel!

JUST WHAT IS WITH YOU BLITHERING DUNDERHEADS AND YOUR CONSTANT OBSESSION WITH FREAKIN' GAVELS ferkryptossakes?!?!11

What's with you and your gavel hate anyway?????

What? i can't believe this. I come here for fun and games and all I get is gavel gazing. You people are insane. I'm incensed. I'm gonna write a letter to my congressman...contact the media. Texting while driving gets all these ads against and this shameless Gavel Gazing is occuring and NO ONE MENTIONS IT! HEADS WILL ROLL!

Awww, go gavel THIS you... you... poster boy!!11

Poster boy? POSTER FOR WHAT? Rickshaw is on a poster and he didn't tell us at all????

HURRY! Rickshaw's poster is on eBay and you've only got 3 minutes left to bid!

NOOO! My browser hangs every time I go to eBay! Someone must be sabotaging me!!

OMG! Someone is sabotaging IB! What? Who? Why haven't we been told about this. Will the authorities investigate? Where's Pecos Bill when we need him? Aren't there special papal investigators?

Why God? WWWWHHHYYYYYYYY?

*sob* *choke* *gasp*

But, but, who would do such a thing to me?

Oh the Humanity! This thread hasn't been posted to in nearly a year. IT'S THE END OF LEGIONWORLD! Someone hold me.

We're never, ever, ever getting back together!

*bangs fist on table*

There you go again with your sweeping declarations! I'm so tired of hearing "always", "never" and "forever" from you! I don't care if we're Time Trappers, STOP SAYING FOREVER!

"Hey! That's ah Legionworld table. How dare you damage it with yer fists! When? When are you people gonna learn manners in someone else's house? Whar's mah shotgun... I'll learn ya some manners! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FER OTHERN'S PROPERTY!"

RICKSHAW'S COSTUME IS TOO SUGGESTIVE! DO SOMETHING!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!

Think of the children? Bah! They have plenty of time to get over it! Think of the late middle-agers! Their decline will only be sped up!

HEY! I HAVE NEVER LIED ABOUT MY AGE IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OTHER POSTERS!!!!!! THOSE NSA BUFFOONS TOTALLY MADE THAT PART UP!!!!!!!!!!!!11

It's ONLY a comic!

Oh wait, that's an under reaction.

Only a comic! My all time favorite gets cancelled! I think I'll take out a Walmart!

oh careful or you'll get an Homeland Security over-reaction.

That's why I removed the reference to the firearm (for real).

Well, as an ex-employee of same, I'd prefer that you take them out and then stick them with the check.

Wait. That wasn't very overreactive, was it? I'll try again after I finish my drink.

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DRINKING ANYHOW? Dang it! None of you left any for me! That's it, I'm LEAVING!

You're HYSTERICAL IB!

isn't that the point of this thread Peebz?!?!?!?! So stop slapping me!!!!

HEY, PEEBS! ARE YOU GONNA' TAKE THAT FROM SOME DUDE WHO LIVES ON A FREAKIN' ISLAND?!?!

And what's wrong with islands, huh? You people scared of salt water or something???

Ewwwwwww!!! SALT!!!!

Pansies!

And where the hell did Peebz go?! What, I scare you off huh???

Power Boy is our FEARLESS leader, young man, and you'd better start showing some respect or you'll find yourself in some HOT salt water!!!

And why are you all ganging up on me?! Just because I'm young?! I'm tired of being told what to do! *sob*

This thread is TOXIC!

So I think I'll bomb Syria!

NOT WHILE WEARING MY MAUVE CASHMERE V-NECK YOU'RE NOT!!

[angry growl]

GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!11

No! Stop fighting! You'll tear that poor innocent sweater! *sob* What did it ever do to YOU?!

<sprays IB with water hose>

calm down! this is turning into a riot!

where did I put my rubber bullets ....

OH, NO!! Now I've got a 10cc earworm!

Load up, load up, load up, rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up, rubber bullets

Peebz! I HATE IT WHEN YOU GET ME WET! C'mere, you! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

And see what you did to Fanfie!

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT
SHORT AND STOUT
HERE IS MY HANDLE
HERE IS MY SPOUT
WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP
I JUST SHOUT
TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT!!!!

Ibby! Peebz! Quit it or you'll both wake up when the Greenland Icecap thaws!

Someone turned Quis into a teapot!! Rocky, don't just stand there, do something!!

(and spank Peebz while you're at it)

Who the sprock left this screamin' TEAPOT on the stove?!?!?

That's not a teapot! It's clearly a KETTLE! I demand that Peebz and Jerry remand all LMBers to mandatory training on the identification of kitchen implements!

Whatever it is--teapot, kettle, piss-cup--get it the hell outta my sight or I bomb Syria TWICE as hard!!!!

And what has Syria ever done to you, you big bully?!?!?

Goodness groceries! Am I going to have to put everyone in the deep freeze?

... I think someone just threw a piss cup in my face.

THAT DOES IT <rolls up sleeves>

Goodness groceries? Are you trying to assign labels to everyone and everything, Rocky?!

Calamity Kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!! Won't somebody think of the adults!

I LOOOOVE KITTENS! Where are they, where are they? I wanna hug em, and squeeze em, and love them forever!

Look when the last post was! This thread is NEVER coming back! NEVER!

What did I tell you about saying "Never"???? Don't you think I can change?

I hate you all. This thread is unforgivable.

No! The Barry Manilow albums are mine! You get the wine cooler and the fondue set but they are mine! Don't make me call my lawyer!

Originally Posted by Kent Shakespeare

I hate you all. This thread is unforgivable.

You're so overly dramatic. You make me ill!

I'LL DEAL WITH YOU AFTER I FIND THAT RATFINK FANFIC LADY!

THERE'S FUSCHIA NAIL POLISH WITH ICE BLUE SPARKLES *ALL OVER* MY TOM SERVO POSTER!!!!! [FUME] AND THERE'S ONLY *ONE* LEGION WORLDER WHO'D WEAR SUCH RIDICULOUS NAIL POLISH AND I'M GONNA' FIND HER AND WHEN I DO--

[growl]

WHERE ARE MY PAAAAANNNNTTTSSS!!!!

...

...nah, just kidding.

Look at that Harmonia. Just because Chemical Kid is younger, she's dissing him. Age isn't everything, you immortal snot!

Ibby, just because someone posts a panel, that doesn't mean you have to diss it! Stop bashing Harmonia, dammit, or I'll hunt you down and make you listen to [insert trendy-to-bash- celeb here]!

Chemical Kid just wants a manhunt. (Of course he does! Look at the way he dresses!) But that homophobic Harmonia Li is having none of it! Outrage!

If you thought she was snotty in that panel. look at the next part.

[Linked Image]

Brainy concurs and just look at that expression! A Dox/Li love in look coupled ( >ahem< ) with a smugness against her teammates, as they must be soooo wrong.

GET A ROOM GUYS! OR AT LEAST A LAB!

Stupid homophobic Harmonia! I bet if Lyle or Condo were still alive she would totally have them expelled!

I think this might fit here: http://judedeluca.tumblr.com/post/81551476377/venting-about-the-last-few-days

Bah! Besides SK, nobody else has posted here in more than a week! You're all so lazy!

Look, Invisi-LOSER, I made my own coffee AND buttered toast this morning ALL ALONE!! I have WORKED MY FINGERS TO THE BONE in the name of GOOD NUTRITION!!! So until you're ready to fire all those servants you have bringing you breakfast every morning, I'll THANK YOU to KEEP YOUR JUDGMENTAL TONE TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!11

Excuuuuuuse me, cleome with the odd name that's hard to make a pun of! Who says I have servants? I make my own breakfast too AND I DON'T WHINE ABOUT IT!

Why aren't more people greeting Nightcrawler in his birthday thread?!?!? Do you all hate him now?!?!?!

It's all that hair you got in his birthday omelette when you fixed it! (Plus the champagne in the Mimosas was FLAT! FLAT, I TELL YOU!!) [sobs brokenly]

NEXT TIME, PUT ON A HAIRNET FIRST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE! SHEESH!!

I said sunny side up, and my servant Lester brought me a *poached* egg.

SUNNY SIDE UP, SPIFFANY! <throws plate of breakfast at servant> HOW HARD IS THAT! NOW CLEAN THAT UP! AND BRING ME ANOTHER BREAKFAST! AND THEN SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!

IN THAT ORDER, THIS TIME!

Sigh. Good help is so hard to find. Bad help, on the other hand, never seems to go away...

And what happened to MAKING YOUR OWN FOOD, cleome? You're turning into the very person you hate most!!!

Cooking your own food is a fad for hipsters! HIPSTERS, I SAY!

Having others cook your food is equally passé.

DOWN WITH FOOD! LEARN TO SUBSIST ENTIRELY ON AMBIENT ETHERIC ENERGY (vril, orgone or phlogiston, your choice)!

Oh, so NOW you're asking us to just blindly follow the next celebrity fad? So if those Hollywood stars suddenly go around wearing teapots for hats I suppose you would too!

I didn't mean to make you cry! *whimpers* Oh, I'm so sorry!

Must punish myself!!

*forces self to look at Rob Liefeld's drawings*

NO! Not Rob Liefield drawings! Step back from the ledge, you're too young!

No! I must do this! DON'T STOP ME FROM ERASING MY SHAME AT CAUSING YOU EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!

All this fighting is distressing me so!!!!! Call an ambulance for me!

Gah! Had you said "Call me an ambulance" I could then have typed "You're an ambulance."

But was the set up for the joke done properly? Was it? No! This is why we're doing another season in Panto this Christmas Quis! This!

All this talk about comedy, but nobody talks about the environment! What about the plants and animals heading for extinction?! Aren't you feeling the rapidly increasing heat over there? Huh?! Huh?!

Pfft!!!! Bring me the fires of hell rather than your cold cold heart!

You said Aitch Eee Double hockey sticks! I can't believe that you would use such horrible language around the children. OH THE SHAME, I'M WOUNDED, MORTALLLY WOUUUUUNNNNDDDEEEDDDDD!

I said I wanted a seat in the fifth circle of heck! The fifth! That's where the wrathful go!

Oh sure the food's good on the third with the gluttons, but I haven't had a decent argument for weeks!

*sob* Oh, everyone's fighting because of MY thread! MY thread!

Apropo of Nothing!

Nothing, I say!

You misspelled apropos! How DARE you murder the English language like that?

Oh my lord! You....YOU .... ARE A GRAMMAR NAZI! Oh the shame, the unrelenting vileness ov it. Oh the Ahg oh knee!

Please, you've had worse injuries bumping your head on the ceiling. And what the heck is wrong with good grammar, huh? HUH?

Which Habitat for Hobbits do you think he volunteers for, "bumping your head on the ceiling?" Maybe you could show a little SYMPATHY!!!

Why? Nobody shows any sympathy to ME! *sob*

Bah! Nobody posts here anymore!!! How boring!! (throws tantrum)

You see Mavis? That's the fault of the parents! No discipline! A perfectly fine thread ruined by a tantrum! ruined! This board is going to the dawgs! To the dawgs, I say!

Who the heck is Mavis? Stop talking about me in the third person!!!

Traffic is so bad I am going to dieeeeeee

Though in Metro Manila that is not necessarily an exaggeration

WHO LET ALL THESE FOREIGNERS ONTO LEGION WORLD ANYWAY?!

Well gee, I would LOVE to become a US citizen but the requirements are so... so... BAH!

I'm moving to Iceland!

Someone at work ate the last piece of fruit. I shall cause a famine now so no one ever will have fruit again!

I hate when people steal my food! That's why I hide laxatives in them!!

*Gasp!* I've gained five pounds! From now on I'm only eating food stolen from Ibby!

Oh my gosh I am going to lose weight finally!!!!! I am going shopping for sext new clothes that will show off the abs I will totally get!!!

Only now is this thread being bumped? That's it, you are all banned!

Well, I didn't see YOU bumping it up!

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

Well, I didn't see YOU bumping it up!

You dare question me? Not only are you banned, but your post count is reset back to zero!

Hah! I can still post! I defy you, Mr. Top Poster!

You'll be defying yourself pretty soon. Until then, I will go sit in the corner and gnash my teeth!

Don't get tooth bits on the carpet!!

Who put these damn tooth bits on the carpet? That's it! Tear the floor up

Tear the floor up? Bah just burn the whole building down!!

I forgot my lunch at home today! Somebody is going to pay!

Pay for YOUR lunch? You have any idea how disruptive that will be to someone's savings???

WHERE THE BLAZES DID EVERYONE GO?!?! ARE YOU LIGHTWEIGHTS SCARED OF A FEW ITTY BITTY SPIDERS?!?!

BAH!!!!

Spiders? What spiders? Oh my God ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Life is so much better without all this overreacting! Why, I feel like a new bad. No, I AM a new man! My mind has been blown, and if you do the same YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE FOREVER!

PS reading this thread will cause you to bloom into the most beautiful version of yourself possible.

And post #17 here will literally bring you to nirvana.

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

Why, I feel like a new bad.

A new WHAT?!!! That's it!!! I'm sick of people trying to make mistakes in their spelling as if THEY were the Cobester! AS IF!!!!

Yes, we all know only YOU are allowed to copy the Cobester. *sniff*

MR POT. WOULD A MR POT PLEASE REPORT TO THE FOYER TO MEET A MR KETTLE. THAT'S A MR POT, TO THE FOYER PLEASE!

I can't even post without Legion World Tannoy announcements?! That's ridiculous! I've a good mind to tell them to

THAT'S A MR POT, TO THE FOYER FOR A MR KETTLE....

Well, look at that! thoth is canoodling with a Mr. Pot, and sees fit to broadcast it to the entire board!

The board shall see through your jealous accusations. RIGHT THROUGH THEM like you were invisi...um...RIGHT THROUGH THEM!

Psssh, I won’t even waste my time with this. in 24 hours you will be

They may ban me now! But I shall return more powerful than ever! And they shall rue the day they acted against me! rue! with rolling rrrs!

Originally Posted by thoth lad

rue! with rolling rrrs!

Great, thoth is trying to copy Scooby-Doo again. Time to lawyer up. Sigh. All the expenses and trouble we will have to go through...

Quis won't bail us out again?!!!

Bah, you don’t really think Quis has anything better to do with his time don’t you?

Quis has other forums?! Noooooooooooooooo….pause for breath....oooooooooooooooooo!

Well duh, he has better things to do than hang out around here all day!

Well if other people have things to do, then I have too! >stomps off<

Bye Felicia! *cackles evilly, posts screenshot of this exchange on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and Facebook in smug self-congrulatory tone, gives self high-fives in mirror, signs contract for reality TV show, starts YouTube channel...*

DEAR GOD IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING?!!!! I can't believe this! WHAT possessed you people to keep this thing current. Sheeeee Itttttt!

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!

Sigh, complain, complain, complain again! Sheesh.

That Prius didn’t signal. I’m so mad that my front bumper bazookas weren’t loaded.

Non-signalling drivers must be BANNED forever!!!

And tortured for a month.

YEAH!!

Also, everyone better JUST STOP hounding me with CASH, FLOWERS, and those silly PRIVATE MESSAGES!! I've got IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO OFFLINE unlike you HOPELESS NERDS!!

SO THERE!!

Hey! Get that post over to the Accurate Observations thread where it belongs, and stop it clogging up the lanes of this here thread! Don't make me throw the book at you! 'Cause it's heavy and I might hurt myself!

Originally Posted by cleome52

YEAH!!

Also, everyone better JUST STOP hounding me with CASH, FLOWERS, and those silly PRIVATE MESSAGES!! I've got IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO OFFLINE unlike you HOPELESS NERDS!!

SO THERE!!

Oh, Gods! We've got an INCURSION of FLANNEL! Get me some candy-colored leathers, ON THE DOUBLE!

[clears throat] I-- I mean...

The 80s ended a century ago, Woman! Just get over it already!!!!

Originally Posted by cleome52

[clears throat] I-- I mean...

The 80s ended a century ago, Woman! Just get over it already!!!!

I'll do it, but only after you get over the 90s.

Can't be done. I'd have to tear down this clubhouse I made out of old AOL discs and Wired magazines-- and then I'd have NO PLACE TO LIIIIVE!!! [sobs brokenly]

Originally Posted by cleome52

Can't be done. I'd have to tear down this clubhouse I made out of old AOL discs and Wired magazines-- and then I'd have NO PLACE TO LIIIIVE!!! [sobs brokenly]

Uh...I mean...

TOUGH POOPIE, MISSY! Nothing lasts forever! NOTHING!

*sob* you're right, nothing lasts forever... not this thread, not this board, not the Legion, not DC comics, not Superman despite being alive 1,000,000 centuries in the future, not the Time Trapper despite personifying the end of time, not the Infinite Man despite being a cyclical time being...

it's all fleeting and meaningless... *sob* WHY EVEN BOTHER????

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

*sob* you're right, nothing lasts forever... not this thread, not this board, not the Legion, not DC comics, not Superman despite being alive 1,000,000 centuries in the future, not the Time Trapper despite personifying the end of time, not the Infinite Man despite being a cyclical time being...

it's all fleeting and meaningless... *sob* WHY EVEN BOTHER????

SHA LA LA LA LA LA, LIVE FOR TODAY
And don't worry about tomorrow, hey hey

*sob* even this song won’t last forever!

Think of it as A CYCLE OF RENEWAL! Now pipe down and let me get my CHEAP NEW-AGE FIX!

I did not lose my car keys! The world is still standing!

Originally Posted by Emily Sivana

I did not lose my car keys! The world is still standing!

LMAO

Oh, Emily, you should see me when I can't find something.

Me too, I’ve torn up my room looking for things

I locked myself in my house for ten minutes earlier this week. Couldn't find my keys. Rather than find my back up ones, I was just lost in trying to find the first set. STMP, STOMP, STOMP, CURSE, CURSE, CURSE…

What did I tell you about stomping?? You smashed a hole through the porch!

GAAAAAGH! STUPID MISTER MIND INFESTED WOOD! STUPID FAWCETT'S FAULT!

Pshaw! It's your own fault for not inspecting the merchandise carefully!

Everybody is behaving in a calm, rational manner! It's unbearable!!!!

Gaaaah everyone is so boring! Why is this thread dead?????

This thread's not dead, it's...get-ting...bet-ter.

AWLROIGHT?

Oh here we go, raising the dead! Just like in X-Men, where death is cheap and everyone gets resurrected anyway!

Just who are you calling CHEAP?!?!

[flounces off the internet forever]

Oh, here we go, exiting in dramatic fashion! Well I can also ENTER in dramatic fashion! *slams door open and somersaults into center of room*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcd_Y5YIXJo

Why do I have to go to another website just to overreact?!?!?! *all in character folks!

*

Because this website DOESN'T SUPPORT ANIMATED GIFS!!!1!1!!!

And it doesn't support my GAMBLING ADDICTION, EITHER!! Bah! I've been here over ten years and STILL no slot machines or video poker to be seen in the Game Room!!

Heck, I demand an Olympic sized swimming pool! Gotta keep fit while posting!!!!

Well, I'M not cleaning our pool when we get it! I always got stuck cleaning the pools in all the other reboots so now it's SOMEONE ELSE's turn!!!!11

Don't we have a pool boy who can do it for us? I demand a pool boy in form-fitting Speedos!!

[rages up and down Yelp for hours because all the stores are out of the right size of Speedos due to supply chain problems]

*goes on crash diet and hits the gym 3 hours a day for a month to fit into those darned speedos!

[overthrows Jeff Bezos in a bloody coup and takes over Amazon, so no more supply chain issues ever]

*Throws Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, the Goldman Sachs CEO, Kanye West and all the Kardashians into a jet and sends them rocketing into the Sun*

[turns FB, Twitter, and YouTube into public utilities, which does nothing to bring back all our lost posters, but is fun and useful anyway]

**recalls the rocket and sends it crashing into the loud, drunk and possibly high man standing across the canal from my living room window