How any good can come of participating in this thread, I don't know. 'sigh'
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
So, candidates.
If I were looking for someone to wash my car, would you be a good choice?
Yes. Super speed! Unless I accidentally smashed your car with my bulging biceps.
then I would fly you around personally. We could reenact that scene from Superman.
Power Boy: "Don't worry, I've got you."
EDE: "But who's got you!"
Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What color underwear do you wear?
I'll only vote for someone who wears green underpants. That's the color I wear!
hmm, I'm not sure New Gods based on Greek myths wear 'underpants'. Let's find out AFTER Jerry and I get your vote!
Originally posted by Calm Yo Tits:
Which one a y'all hos gonna calm my tits?
I can ... indeed ... Calm Those Tits! But Jerry has graciously offered .....
Originally posted by Exnihil:
So... even though I don't think there are any declared candidates yet... once they do start showing up, I'd like to ask what the juiciest rumor is that you've heard about each of your respective opponents.
Mostly rumors of CORRUPTION Exnihil ! In fact, I plan on throwing the Election Tyrant into the darkest dungeon on Legion World for one year as my first act as leader!! It's not looking good for yourself or Cobalt Kid either.
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Whoever will be the next leader and deputy will be the immediate heirs of the glorious Rocky/Fanfie legacy. What do you offer that is worthy of that legacy?
This is a very good question, One I will leave to Jerry, In fact I offer Jerry as worthy of the Rocky/Fanfie legacy. He's awesome.
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Where's Hoffa buried?
Why do you ask? Mob ties?
Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What is your stand on Alt IDs?
And does this shirt make me look fat?
I think we should treat our Legion Worlders with multiple personality disorder compassionately. (Otherwise we wouldn't have any members!)
And ... yes. that shirt makes you look fat.
Take it off immediately. There ... MUCH better.
Originally posted by Future:
What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls?
<---- BOOM tube teleportation.