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Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen
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How many deaths might Jimmy Olsen have endured without his pal Superman's help? Let's examine some covers to speculate!


Here, the self-styled Boy of 100 Faces prepares to solve a rash of murders at a gay S&M club. I simply can't see that ending well for our favorite nubile gingerboy twink without Superman's help!


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Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide!


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Jimmy's plan to drown this family to draw out the camera fiend did not go over well with Supes.


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Originally Posted by MLLASH
Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide!


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Hey, is that li'l ensemble demi-Woozy?

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Yeppers!!


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When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. Or Superman saves your peachfuzzed ass.


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Originally Posted by MLLASH
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. Or Superman saves your peachfuzzed ass.


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Yeah, I think the real sitch is a little closer to this:


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Originally Posted by MLLASH
Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide!


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Did he mean to wear a mini, or did it just get shredded in the laundry?

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Originally Posted by MLLASH
Jimmy's plan to drown this family to draw out the camera fiend did not go over well with Supes.


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That dog is thinking, "Man, couldn't I have at least gotten rescued by Krypto?"

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^ That time Jimmy Olsen caused Robby Reed to lose his glasses in the Metropolis River!

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Originally Posted by MLLASH
Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide!


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I don't do drag, but I might consider wearing that.


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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First appearance of the future bride of Jungle Jimmy.


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You don't need a weather predicter to know what's blowing.

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No one ever talks about how Superman probably slept with Jimmy's Gorilla Bride a whole bunch of times just to be a dick.

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Actually, that's not the Gorilla Bride. The Gorilla is actually Jimmy in a wacky Congorilla cross over. But the sleeping with part still holds true...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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NOT Superboy. Jimmy is THE BOY SUPERMAN!


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Ha! Those silly, ignorant hillbillies!

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Yeah, how about some SOPHISTICATION?

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^^I'm not even sure what kind of critter that's supposed to be, but I'm pretty sure real ones don't act that way when you dangle them by a string tied to their tail!

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Don't be a silly, ignorant hillbilly!


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I think it's really cute they made sure you know the woman has a silly, ignorant hillbilly drawl by spelling her pronouciation of bear as ba'r. lol


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Yeah, Jimmy enjoyed most things more when he wore his personal wigs... things such as picking up tricks at the airport:



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Squeezing local cads for filthy catcalls:


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And beating up potential gang-rapists!


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Jimmy the androgynous. He must be quite good with makeup, he covered his freckles up well!

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