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... am announcing my new <strike>Ponzi Scheme</strike> Financial Genius Benevolent Ethical Investment Fund whereby I deliver a guarantied 10% weekly dividend. The fund generates returns through an undisclosed, proprietary strategy based on arbitraging futures contracts for goods and services between realities of the multiverse.
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Time Trapper
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...discovered the Anti-Life Equasion, and almost immediately an agent sought me out to help me patent it to make riches. A Mr. Dez Aahd. Seemed like a nice guy.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...kicked myself hard for letting Tamper Lad steal my idea. Now it's back to the plan where I sell cheap "healing gemstone" bracelets to old ladies on fixed incomes for seventy bucks a pop online. Damn it. [sulks]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
... teleported to Boston for some baked beans. ... teleported to Denver to see CJ, but he wasn't there.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Leader
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Leader
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Long Live all them Legions!
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Time Trapper
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...overhauled the economy to be based on small farms, small businesses, benign alternative energy, reduced consumption and the Golden Rule.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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was adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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finally became a serial killer
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...sent Quislet, Esq. a gift basket with fava beans and blah blah blah.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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Got that Wurlitzer jukebox my uncle willed to me.
Long Live all them Legions!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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...drove the George Barris Batmobile to work.
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Time Trapper
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...drove Bessie (roadster from 70s Dr. Who) to campus. All the snow melted overnight and it was a warm, springlike day.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... hitched a ride with the Vogon Constructor Fleet. They were on their way to a poetry reading.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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..had my buff, but cute and scruffy, houseboy Zach bring me breakfast in bed, after which he cleaned the house and finished decorating the Christmas tree.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...made gobs of money at taxpayer expense, along with all my fellow fat-cat friends:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081222/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/executive_bailouts;_ylt=AjPWFAE18ILQCQJEbvxAuLOs0NUE
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...left mr_cleome for Kent's friend in banking.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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Leader
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...saw Elvis while walking in downtown Memphis today. He looks a lot like Stan Lee now.
Long Live all them Legions!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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... saw Barbara Bush walking in downtown DC today. She looks a lot like Stan Lee now.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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...stole Rockhopper Lad's houseboy Zach away from him. He looks nothing like Stan Lee.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...faked Quis out by decoying him with Zach's identical twin brother Jack.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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...built a perpetual motion machine
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Leader
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Leader
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...decided I have more than enough money to make that trip to NYC in '09.
Long Live all them Legions!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...teleported to Cambridge, England, to attend Lessons and Carols at King's College.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...danced the dance fandango
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...became omnipotent ruler of the world! Bwa-ha-ha.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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