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 Wax Poetic
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Turtle wax
Ear wax
This is a thread
To post
Only things that rhyme
Or you'll wind up dead!
Don't wreck the flow
Don't be a skank
Get really creative
Hop in your think-tank!
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Will this thread be a bomb?
Will it drop to page 2
Faster than I can say
"Look out! Rabid space-gnu!"
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The Mission Monitor Board is empty
And I force back a *choke!*
Fortunately, tomorrow will bring
More Vee, EDE and Sonnie Bloke!
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My how time flies
When I'm on my ass
Making lots of posts
Full of class and sass
But as it always does
My head gets so light
And the time has come
To bid you goodnight!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Imra wore red
Then hemlines were shrinking
So she donned thigh-high boots
And a bikini so pinking!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Salu was quiet
Violet would shrink
But after the sens-tank
How she'd say what she'd think!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Roses are red
Violets draw bees
The planet of Inshar
Sure makes me sneeze
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Tarik the Mute
Started the poetry
Most of his works
Came out incoherently
He sought good students
For his Academy
I tried to fit in there
But they just got mad at me.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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The sun is up!
It's another day!
I'm feeling sorta rested
and *tee hee!* gay.
I would love to sleep
For 2 more hours or so.
But alas, I cannot
So off to work I must go.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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My ability to rhyme sometimes gets stuck. It
is then you could say I am out of luck. It
has been quite fun
But I like a pun
Should I write about the Man from Nantucket?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Substitute
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Eyebrows were raised
Offworlders did hoot
The Ranzzes undressed
Except their transuits
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They all soon were naked, and had lots of fun
The weather on Winath let their genitilia soak up sun
But everyone stopped when out came Tyroc!
Because of all the males, he had the biggest...
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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All in verse
Or Lash will get terse!
What could be worse?
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If anyone out there
Could turn my thread to smut
I'm not surprised it's Cobie
'Cause he is such a slut!
But naughty posts are welcome
and even encouraged too!
Just make sure it at least sorta rhymes
Or I'll make mincemeat outta you!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You make me tingle
Like medicated shampoo!
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I sure am up early
And don't even feel surly
Because I went to bed at 10
So now I have extra time
To play online
Before my workday starts again!
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Honorary
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Honorary
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Sitting here in my lab
Just a queer feeling drab
Trying hard to make the most
Of every single thing I post
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
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Wanderer
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I'm surprised
J.T. likes guys
But also glad
cause that's SO rad!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Te He! Te He!
Who's the best nominee?
Don't know quite yet
But it's my bet
A close race it will be!
Te He! Te He!
Who's Leader Two to be?
One choice is Cru
There's also STU
And Wanderer makes three!
Te He! Te He!
Who shall the winner be?
KP's on fire
Vee's got desire
And shortly we will see!
Te He! Te He!
New leader soon to be!
From five choose one
While it's all in fun!
Soon one of them 'twill be.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I campaigned my gay ass off For a chick who coulda won but she must have decided Politics isn't very fun! Do I hold a grudge? You silly! Of course not, that's not my way But you'll forgive me if I bring it up At least once or twice a day! 
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Typeface was white
Background was blue
Two years ago
Teeds made her Debut!
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The LMBP was the best But we still had some needs For a new personality Like our wonderful Teeds  ! Now we have even more fun as the months slowly pass and we always give thanks For Ms. Leap Year Lass!
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OMIGOD, Cobie, that poem really rocks!
With it you have knocked off my socks!
I'm almost speechless and that's hard to do
I love your poem because every word is true!
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