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Fine, I'll baritone. But it's a strain to my cavernous voice.

Would that just be you and me getting together?

Backing Dion, would anyone notice?

Nope. YK and Harby would also qualify.

Hey, what a great idea for a club! The LMB's bonafide very first Deputy Leader checking in! That's right, actually, it was co-deputy leader with Shadowplay in Candlelight Lass during the very first LMB leadership under Lard Lad (waaaaaay back in the Spring 2000). Now *that* was a long time ago.

This committee should have some sort of power in LMB stuff. Maybe it should be the new security office committee? With the current deputy leader beings its chair, but with no voting power unless there is a tie?

Deputy Leader is the rockstar of leaders--all the glory with even less of that 'stuff to do' nonsense!

Less to do?

some of us found our elected "leader" vanishing for months at a time. We had to pick up the slack, get none of the credit, and get second-guessed whenever the "leader" deigned to show up for five minutes every month or so.

not that I'm pointing fingers at any particular individual or individials, mind you.

Not to intrude on the workings of the "Second Fiddle Society" but you might want to put those bowls of cream away.

I doubt that Stoopid Cat will ever return to Legion World.

Hmmm. It appears that Gary Concord is holding Stoopid Cat against his will.

Alert Cobie & Kent Shakespeare. A rescue mission needs to be organized.

"Organized" being the key word and the biggest stumbling block.

Hm, if you turn to page two, you'll see I gave this body the inherited power of the Security Council. So I say we argue like the Senate and decide what to do on this matter. Any who oppose such a suggestion will become my blood enemy.

Except you Miner, since I think you may already be a blood enemy. I can never remember who is and who isn't.

Bah, Talk away, talk all night and all day, talk till you're all blue in the face.

Your useless inane chatter won't change a thing.

Stoopid Cat is gone and there's nothing any of you can do about that.

Mr Cobalt, thank you for reminding us of our security charge.

Mr Concord, you have neither been recognized by the chair nor by any other piece of furniture in this room.

And you don't frighten me, Mr Concord. I've sung backup for Celine Dion (that mission went as well as could be expected)! Nothing frightens me any more!

I suggest that after we capture Gary Concord, we shave off his goatee. Perhaps then, he'll be less evil, as it is well known that goatees often lead people to do evil things.

FDL (Former Deputy Leaders),

I hope that you will let me assist in the rescue of Stoopid Cat. Even though I am not a former deputy leader (or current deputy leader), Stoopid cat was my (and co-leader Vee's) deputy leader.

Cobie, I think a full body shave would be more appropriate for Mr. Concord.

Mr Quislet, I agree with your suggetion of a rescue trip for Mr Cat. Do we have volunteers for this important mission?

So far the LFD has done quite well. We thwarted Celine Dion's evil plot and prevented the Greenlandic invasion (the details of which, are, of course, not for ordinary discussion). I'm confident we can find Mr Cat.

Wasn't SC on display in some weird bar somewhere?

Slim's, I believe.

My fellow former deputies, I hereby suggest we appoint Quis as the LFD attorney/investigator/rescue coordinator.

Count me in! Not only because Quis is already onboard but I really don't want the Ghost of Queen Connie clawing me for not doing something about finding & helping Stoopid Cat.

Maybe we should just put it all in Quis's capable hands! We could sue Grape Boy to free Stoopid Cat with Quis acting as our lawyer!

Wouldn't it be groovy to solve an LMB case that way? It'd be an LMB first!

C'mon--let's do it!! We could call witnesses and stuff!

A lawsuit may just be the very thing. If any lawyer in the cosmos can do this, it's, Quislet, Esq., Super Lawyer...of Space!

Now that the Legion of Former Deputies has had a featured role in Lardy's latest OneVision, Smoke and Mirrors , thus cementing us into LMB lore, I think it's time for a party. Fortunately, the comely waitstaff I engaged for the election last autumn have remained on my payroll at the Rookery for just such an occasion. Zach, Daniel, Nick, Gwendolyn, Marianne, please see to everyone's needs. Thank you.

Thanks for the plug, Rocky!

I like that the last deputy to serve is the current Chairman of this committe. I also like that I'm the most senior member of this Legion of former deputies (well, I guess me and Shady), but that's neither here nor there

Let's party!

Yeah, yeah...I'm brilliant! Now, read the damn story already!