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Steve Jobs is suing Keith Giffen and Tom and Mary Birabum. Claiming copy right infringement. Clearly the Macauley Omnicrom is a I-pad rip-off.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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strange but not a stranger
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Megan Fox has webbed toes.
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Fergie has 3 nipples, webbed toes, and lived as a man for half her life.
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Trap Timer
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The above are three of the five things Ferge and I have in common.
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When he says "Fergie," future king actually means "Cobie."
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Singer Michael Bouble' has given up singing for an even more lucrative career as a prominent proctologist.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I know exactly who this Fergie person is. I never think of Sarah, Duchess of York, when people say "Fergie".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I did not cheat on my diet yesterday.
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<span style="font-size: 20px;"><font face="chalkboard">Black Friday is my favorite day of the year.</font f></span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Just in time for the Holidays the perfect stocking stuffer, the 2 disc Khundia Idol DVD on sale now.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Poop smells really good these days--it's NEW and IMPROVED!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Chief Lardy:
Poop smells really good these days--it's NEW and IMPROVED! In other words, it's not the same old shit! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Little known fact: Charlie Brown is a hermaphrodyte.
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I can never decide whether mending clothes or cleaning the oven would be more fun. Guess I'll just do both instead of goofing off on the internet now and going to a couple of parties later. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I just got a job as a Pussycat Doll. Trouble is nobody cares anymore. 
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Apple trees have been known to spontaneously explode.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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The fear of being killed by falling apples is called Newtonphobia. Not to be confused with Big Fig Newtonphobia, the fear of being killed by a man dressed as a big fig newton.
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I love reading articles about Katie Holmes taking her daughter out shopping. My life was so empty until I knew about that.
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I'm FB Friends with Rob Liefeld and "like" every post he makes, escpecially the ones showcasing his wonderful art.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I have never used Leslie Nielsen's "Don't call me 'Shirley'" line.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I Never worry about people understanding the context/getting the joke when I use the Leslie Nielsen line, "I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader! ...I mean, I was Dating a lot at the time."
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I have never peed my pants laughing while watching those classic "Airplane" movies starring the dearly departed Mr. Leslie Nielson.
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IMHO Forbidden Planet, Creepshow and the Poseidon Adventure would have been much better movies without the aforementioned Mr Nielson. With that said, Rest in Peace Old Solider.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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I can never, ever get enough "classic rock."
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