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Just a few people who need to brush up on their posting!

LWL...who used to be atomic_dogg. What if I tell ya there's a Space-Milkbone in it for ya?

matlock...I hope you're happy, you've pissed off Universo now! Well, that's it, I'm sending over Rond to sit on your doorstep and look forlorn and whatnot. He got good at that in the Adventure era, you know.

Italian Boy...I don't know where your ass is, but it ain't here!

Estimate Lad...well, I know it's tax time here, anyway. Try to take a minute or two away from cooking the books, eh?

And...

I imagine Rokk Steady, superboyjr, Caleb and Ger are having lots of sex when they aren't posting.

Maybe the others are having lots of sex too!

Gee... I wish I was having lots of sex.

You're like an MB priest. Sacrificing your own desires in order to minister to the electronic needs of others.

Wow.

Verily.

Shame on you, non-posters! Lash is GIVING IT UP (or not giving it up, depending on how you look at it) for what? Your silence!

Hmph.

Everyone should be as celibate as I am! There's more time for posting that way.

Sweetie, I dunno if you're really helping the cause with that theory there.

Oh Lash you know that I love ya!!!!!

Express your love by posting!

Hey you know I really miss Italian Boy!!!!!

I miss him too. These non-posters need a good bare-assed spanking!

I just emailed the first four listed, so get those hands ready, Lash.

Well, I emailed Galahadran and Dev-Em and got them back here! And I fought the tough battle to get Lardy back online!

I've also emailed Shady, Dedman, Mightyfanboy Lad, Midnight Son and Yellow Kid, but none of their emails worked. Yellow Kid eventually made it over on his own, and I never had the chance to use the email that Shady used when she logged in here.

So it does work! Teeds, you deserve a medal! What kind would you like?

Most people don't realize that Lash was the minister at the wedding of Space Tart and Cobalt Kid!

What a great ceremony it was...Lardy was the best man, and Loser gave her away...

Suffering from amnesia after repeated exposure to zuunium, lonewolf can only post when he changes back from furball form, that's the only time his fingers can type.

Did I miss bare-ass spankings?

Don't tell me I missed bare-ass spankings.


Grrrrrrrrr.


Ya, Ok, I'm a space-slacker. I am the Tyroc of this board, still a member, always on monitor duty.

If I promise to post more often, can I have field missions and bare-ass spankings too?

NEW OFFER: Lash will spank anyone who reaches 1000 posts!

But only if they want him to!

You mean... someone might want me not to...?

What about those who already have more than 1000 posts?

Too late! Of course, you could get your post count reset to 0, then build back up...

Ooh! Ooh!

Tell me what he'll do for 2,000 posts, quick...

Sure. Your first mission: report to Lash's room. And that should take care of the other.

Whoa!

My first field mission is to report to lash's room.

Kinda like Val sending Tenzil to take down the Dark Circle alone.

But I'm up for it.

Ready or not Lashie, here comes fur!

YAY!!!!

See? Dreams can come true, it can happen to you.