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Re: Limericks #385772 10/13/05 08:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I'm stuck in an infinite crisis. You may find yourself asking, "Why's this?" Maybe it's your fate, To have Kate turn you straight. If you want, she'll dress up like Isis. Next: There once was an evil genie... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385773 10/13/05 08:47 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC There once was an evil genie... Whose costume was really teeny In a shoestring-thin thong He committed much wrong And became known as the evil weenie. NEXT: It's time to go out for lunch.

Re: Limericks #385774 10/13/05 08:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston It's time to go out for lunch And my boss has a good hunch If I find a cutie with a hot booty I'll be gone til Sunday brunch NEXT: My thoughts are filled with gloom Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385775 10/13/05 09:10 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC My thoughts are filled with gloom For Kate is in my room While her undressing for surfer's a blessing To me it's the coming of doom. NEXT: Is this a daggere which I see before me?

Re: Limericks #385776 10/13/05 10:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Is this a dagger which I see before me? If it is... things could get stormy. But it's better to see it. I'd think we'd agree it Wouldn't do for the knife to backdoor me. Next... There was a young miss quite frumpy... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385777 10/13/05 10:48 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC There was a young miss quite frumpy... Whose face was all acned and bumpy Her good friend Kate thrilled her, re-dressed her, clearasil-ed her Now she's no longer outcast and grumpy. NEXT: Kate's brother moved in next door.

Re: Limericks #385778 10/13/05 10:53 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Kate's brother moved in next door To Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor They made such a fuss Over that boy Gus That he fled to the Jersey shore. NEXT Oh when will I ever be rich

Re: Limericks #385779 10/13/05 11:05 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Oh when will I ever be rich Like that trashy Anna Nicole b**ch? When photos in Playboy include a hot gayboy who poses without a stitch? NEXT: I might get a Playboy subscription

Re: Limericks #385780 10/13/05 11:20 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I might get a Playboy subscription to satisfy a certain predilection I like the trait of pretending to be straight So my mom won't suffer conniptions. NEXT: Adam was at home all alone Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385781 10/13/05 11:27 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I might get a Playboy subcription. For boobies... that is the prescription. But those mags are expensive And some say offensive, Well.... I'll just get Katie's edition. Next: Let's do a Limerick about Semi... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385782 10/13/05 11:37 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Aside: Bravo on "conniption"... well played. Adam was at home all alone... Lathering on shaving cream foam. And for his next trick, He schaved with a Schick. And finished it off with cologne. Next: Let's do a Limerick about Semi... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385783 10/13/05 12:10 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Let's do a Limerick about Semi And all the good things he could gimme, if we were together in denim and leather in the back of my old red Dodge hemi'. NEXT: I going home now to a red state.

Re: Limericks #385784 10/13/05 12:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston (I added "'m" to make the line grammatically correct) I'm going home now to a red state To do so is my daily fate I know what to do to turn things blue Call me and we'll make a date. NEXT: Stuck here feeling sad and blue Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385785 10/13/05 12:38 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Stuck here feeling sad and blue Wish I were stuck there with you. When I feel this icky I'd like to get sticky With a limerick writer or two. NEXT: There once was a really tall lawyer.

Re: Limericks #385786 10/13/05 12:55 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies There once was a really tall lawyer. Whose head hit the top of the foyer. When the paint was still wet His head did get As white as the fence of Tom Sawyer. Next: Lad Boy's new costume is hot. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385787 10/13/05 12:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN There once was a really tall lawyer. Some say an argumentative warrior. He'd stab you with words, Be they nouns or just verbs. Then turn around and sue his employer. Next... The lass had a bad reputation... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385788 10/13/05 01:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Lad Boy's new costume is hot. But I think I see an ink spot. The costume's removed, And the crowd has approved. LB likes to show off what he's got. Next... The lass had a bad reputation... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385789 10/13/05 01:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL Kid Prime Wanderer Kid Prime Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL The lass had a bad reputation For grossness in her mastication To the dentist she went Lost of money she spent And now she joins freely in food and libation! Next... Kid Prime was thinking about Lad Boy... White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.

Re: Limericks #385790 10/13/05 02:19 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Kid Prime was thinking about Lad Boy While playing with his brand new toy He was surprized by the wandering eyes of his new neighbor John Thomas McCoy NEXT: What will await me at home? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385791 10/13/05 02:41 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 What will await me at home? Will it be an ivory comb To run through my hair With nary a care A I read Lad Boy's love poem. NEXT: Tie me up and dip me in ink

Re: Limericks #385792 10/13/05 04:13 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Tie me up and dip me in ink It will be an experience, i think Of pleasures to come That may seem unnatural to some After i have too much to drink NEXT: Show me your underwear

Re: Limericks #385793 10/13/05 07:39 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Show me your underwear Said a seriously drunk Cher I declined Lest I be fined For taking a reckless dare. NEXT While throwing up in my church

Re: Limericks #385794 10/13/05 07:45 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia While throwing up in my church I hastily made a search Of where it went It landed on a gent Who conspicuously looked like Lurch! NEXT: Never kiss or tell

Re: Limericks #385795 10/14/05 06:34 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Never kiss or tell while under a witch's spell. But under a warlock's behind some strong doorlocks all such desires I'll quell. NEXT: It' time to check Yahoo mail.

Re: Limericks #385796 10/14/05 10:42 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL Kid Prime Wanderer Kid Prime Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,181 Birmingham, AL It's time to check Yahoo mail, To worry 'bout it won't avail, But I sure know I would enjoy a letter from Lad Boy, My new LMB-most-favorite-male! (P.S. It's giantsnthsky@yahoo.com) Next: That's it! I'm giving up men... White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.