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Re: Nasty Genie #414060 08/14/05 12:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,167 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,167 New York, NY Quote Originally posted by Harbinger: I wish I were taller! Granted! You suddenly start developing the largest wart ever recorded on the top of your head, granting you an extra two inches of height! I wish all of existence would simply end and never come back. "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Nasty Genie #414061 08/14/05 12:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Granted, existence ends and never comes back but you're not here to see it. I wish apples were oranges.

Re: Nasty Genie #414062 08/14/05 12:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Granted. Descartes was right when he said "Cogito ergo sum", also translated as "Je pense donc je suis" and "I think therefore I am". You are no longer able to think and therefore you are not. I wish someone would discover in 2006 how to bend space and time in order to travel to other solar systems.

Re: Nasty Genie #414063 08/14/05 12:28 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Sure, no problem, pity that someone is under the control of the evil flesh eating Xhhhuji of Mellllac 7 and they are bound to invade any day! I wish I had more money! Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Nasty Genie #414064 08/14/05 12:29 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Granted! They do so and they take the secret with them when they go, they like where they end up and decide to stay. I wish I were built like one of the humanoid, male Legionnaires. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Nasty Genie #414065 08/14/05 12:30 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Oops! Synchronicity! Harbinger: Granted! Here is one cent. Now: I wish I were built like one of the humanoid, male Legionnaires--but not Bouncing Boy. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Nasty Genie #414066 08/14/05 12:30 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Granted. A scientist discovers a space warp propulsion system. However during the first large scale test, the team causes a cascading effect which permanently damages space around earth. Earth sinks into a gravity well and never emerges. I wish for the end of world poverty.

Re: Nasty Genie #414067 08/14/05 12:31 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Granted you have the physique of <strike>Chuck Taine</strike> Lar-Gand but you have just now been put into the phantom zone for 1000 years. I wish for the end of world poverty.

Re: Nasty Genie #414068 08/14/05 01:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Granted, the world ends in poverty, which was no better than present day poverty. I still wish apples were oranges.

Re: Nasty Genie #414069 08/14/05 05:27 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Granted, apples are now oranges and can be added together. Unfortunately, it has a ripple effect and all things become the same. Not only is it really boring, but it really messes up entropy. I wish I could go back in time and meet myself when I was 21 to tell me what not to do.

Re: Nasty Genie #414070 08/14/05 05:42 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Granted! You go back and tell your 21-year-old self what not to do and he, of course, ignores you. I wish I could find a man with whom I could maintain a romantic relationship. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Nasty Genie #414071 08/15/05 06:43 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Granted, unfortunately he is not into you. I wish I was as good looking as the Abercrombie and Fitch male models. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Nasty Genie #414072 08/15/05 08:39 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Granted, you now have lean chiseled blond good looks, you have washboard abs and don't own a shirt. Unfortunately, you are so good looking that everyone is afraid to approach you. It's a very lonely life. I wish I could sing better than Luciano Pavarottii, the famous opera singer (not some no talent namesake).

Re: Nasty Genie #414073 08/15/05 09:03 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Not a problem Semi, you can now sing better than not only Pavorotti but ALL opera singers, unfortunately you can only do this when you are in the shower by yourself. I wish there were more hours in my day. Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Nasty Genie #414074 08/15/05 09:12 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Granted, you now have 48 hours in your day, but your workload also doubled. I wish that the next song I hear is my favorite one. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Nasty Genie #414075 08/15/05 09:21 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,331 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,331 Liberty City Granted, the next song you here is a rendition of your favorite on a horribly out of tune accordian. I wish that Superman really existed, with the typical character traits and powers he had during the Silver Age.

Re: Nasty Genie #414076 08/15/05 09:25 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Granted, though now so do Darkseid, General Zod and the full gamut of his rogues gallery from throughout the decades. I wish I won the lottery. Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Nasty Genie #414077 08/15/05 09:28 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 granted. you win the lottery then lose it all plus 500 dollarss in vegas. i wish i had perfect teeth.

Re: Nasty Genie #414078 08/15/05 09:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Granted, Disaster Boy! Your perfect teeth are now sitting in a glass of water on your nightstand. I wish Disater Boy would ge a happy avatar.

Re: Nasty Genie #414079 08/15/05 10:02 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Granted, unfortunately due to the angle of drawing his avatar is destined to look as if it's grimacing. I wish I had a nice green apple to hand - I'm feeling hungry! Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Nasty Genie #414080 08/15/05 10:47 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Granted, here's a beautiful green apple. Unfortunately, it's green because it's not ripe. I wish I were the king of England.

Re: Nasty Genie #414081 08/15/05 11:11 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,846 here, more often than not Granted, only now you have to deal with the Windsors as your relatives :shiver: I wish I could write professionally. Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Nasty Genie #414082 08/15/05 11:16 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Granted, You are a professional greeting card writer. I wish I was financially comfortable Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Nasty Genie #414083 08/15/05 11:33 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Granted, a million dollars appears in your account. The IRS wants to know where it came from. I wish I could sing well.

Re: Nasty Genie #414084 08/15/05 12:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Granted, you can sing "well". And while it is extremely beautiful, it is the only word you can sing. I wish everything was so wonderful for me that I didn't have to wish.