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The robot is over there, recovering from his stab wounds. This is the real me, as you can see by the anti-stabbing, gunshot, magic attack, kick to the lower regions magnetic shield I have up.

Kisses on the cheek are allowed though!

<Kisses him the cheek...and steals his wallet, then walks away then runs back and steps on his foot>

<sneaks one on the lips while getting foot stepped on, flies into next room before anything horrible happens>

Good thing all I have in my wallet is a card that says "Reminder to self: pay Outdoor Miner the 500 Ergloks you owe him. TODAY. (12/24/3004)."

Good thing I know how to make an army of clones of the people who's wallets I steal.

<pulls out Viv's pistol>

I wonder if she'd be mad if she knew how I grabbed this?

MY PISTOLA IS MISSING!

It's so sentimental, I shot my last two husbands with it.

WHO TOOK IT!?!

Sorry, it was me! I thought pistola was Spanish for 'key to the bathroom.'

You'll find that in Cobie's pants, or loin cloth as seems to be the fashion.

I'll just break the lock, thank you very much.

Eh, I took it out of the Security Budget to begin with.

Well, if I'm paying myself back, I better be sure to pay the interest too then!

From the diaries of Cobalt Kid, Chief of Security:

It appears that the talk of offering the coveted positions of leader of the LMB to Harbinger and Yellow Kid has culminated into it truly happening. Lash, the most beloved of all us posters has done so himself.

In my eyes, I see this as the best possible route for the LMB and Legion World at this time. In the past, the Security Office has taken the role of overseers in elections, acting like the Praetorian Guard of the old Empire. This time, I will give orders that we are to protect Harbinger and Yellow Kid in this same purpose.

For too long have the elections caused unneeded strife and heartache for the citizens of Legion World. The majority of them appear to agree with this new move—it truly isn’t a coup at all, but a gradual progression of the events of the last ten months.

I stand by Harbinger and Yellow Kid and officially recognize them as the leaders of the LMB, and will ensure the Office of Security does as well. I will hold off on doing anything in my capacity as a Triumvir for a bit, as I must always keep my two main positions on Legion World separate.

What we do now, we do for the good of Legion World and the welfare of its citizens. This time, there will not be any bloodshed

How will we spend the peace dividend?

On Villa renovations?

i could use a bigger office

Better retirement benefits.

As leaders of LegionWorld, Harbinger and I would like to express our gratitude to the beloved poster known as Cobalt Kid for the support of the Security Office and it's many functionaries (especially the armies).
In recognition of Cobalt's tireless efforts it's been decided that the time has indeed come to build a brand new Security Heptagon Complex to better facilitate the functioning of said functionaries.

Shoes, wetbars, hot tubs and statues will of course be mandatory. Tesseracts are optional.

We thank you one and all for your monumental efforts and unstinting loyalty to LegionWorld as a whole.

Space rawk on!

Noble Yellow King and Glorious Harbinger-

The Security Office cannot even begin to express it’s gratitude! In the past, there have been times when a rift existed between the Office of Security and the ruling leadership of the LMB, and I am beyond happy to see that this is no longer the case!

I pledge to serve and protect Legion World in both your honors and to stand by you should you have need of me and this office!

Let the building of this new grand office commence!

For the glory and grandeur of Legion World, and for the new leadership of the LMB!

Personally, I think the couch in "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" could use some cleaning (enough DNA for a CSI marathon) and I stuck to the floor of SHAKES bar. How about we hire Maid Man or Mr. Clean to give the clubhouse a good once over?

Oh and all hail to the new king and queen!

Scott

How about new canopies for Shakes and Cafe Cramer?

Something else else Kitson-y to reflect the new era.

DnA designs are just so early aughts.

Oh you betcha. Peace dividends go good with cold beer OR hot coffee.

Excuse me, but where can I put this primed High Explosive? The 'frame's too full, and I was told I could leave it here

Right over there, 'Boot, in the dungeons of forgotten posters. That should keep Evil Queen and a few other notables busy.

Reboot, I'm looking forward to this new era. Perhaps you can work side by side with the Office of Security? Note that while destroying my old statue had become a bit of a tradition, the Office of Security maintains an important function on Legion World.

What say you to this bold new era?

We need a "two fingers up" graemlin.