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Cru, dont let the secret out too soon, what do you think we have planned for Cobie, in all his glory
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Originally posted by The Crusader: You might want to throw at least one hunky guy into the Jell-o vat with the girls. After all, like half the men attending are gay, and will need something to look at  We could ask Semi to loan us Troy, Biff, and Duke for the evening along with Candy, Babbette, and Yasmine. Viv couldn't object to that show.
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Hey OM, where do you want this huge vat of Jello putting? Right below the trapeeze over there will do, Faraway. For those of us less inclined to debauch, I'm breaking out the old-school pinball and other games I had during my Deputy Leader days.
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Britney Spears Alexander Federline! That engagement was fast!!!
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Isn't Cobalt's Motto: "The quicker the better."
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and you still want to marry him?
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It's a "quality" thing not a "quantity" thing.
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Hey, hey, hey! Say what you want, but my skills in bed have become the stuff of legend. Fast, slow, whatever you like, I can provide. It's just the emotional connection afterward that I've had a problem with 
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You better have a connection with the frying pan, I like eggs in the morning.
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Um, Viv, I hate to break it to you, but I'm expecting you're pagan cooking skills to come in handy... (And with history as my reasons, it might be good if your eggs weren't fixed in any way by me )
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You're lucky I'm a good cook.
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i'll get you two a frying pan for your wedding. cast iron.
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Originally posted by disaster boy:
i'll get you two a frying pan for your wedding. cast iron. It'll come in handy on Space Tart, I mean for Space Tart...
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*Gulp*...breakfast sounds like it might be awkward...
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Probably like that scene in Kill Bill, with Vivica A. Fox and Uma Thurman.
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Yup...that's about as awkward as it gets.
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OK, haven't stopped in awhile because of all the craziness.
Jailbait Lass, take out your note pad and get ready to post this message to all Security Officers and the general public:
1. The High Priestess Viviane is currently wanted for High Treason against Legion World, among a series of other crimes. She is to be brought in immediately. All members of her Royal family are also to be arrested, excluding the Sorceress Morgause, who appears to be on our side.
On a sidenote, Priestess' position in the Security Office is now vacant.
2. The Royal Inquisitor has once more appeared and caused utter destruction. He has murdered Dustin Hoffman, destroyed my beloved Supergirl Robot and destroyed the old HQ Building of the LMB on Legion World. Matlock is currently handling this case.
3. All Security Officers are to report back if possible and pitch in where they can. I'd also like to officially extend the offer to join the Security Office to the Red Bee who has proved invaluable so far, and has recieved the highest recommendation from Matlock.
This offer is also open to Disaster Boy, on a probationary non-evil basis, to join us in stopping Viviane. You will be well compensated, can get your revenge on Viviane and will have adoring fans screaming your name, as all Security Officers do.
Please take a moment Lolita, to take this all in, before we continue...
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4. And lastly, I now must go on my own personal quest, as I have lost my powers. Incidently, Reboot has been a major ally in this battle, even though the two of us do not see eye to eye. In helping me destroy all the Cobalt clones (but one, actually), I was depowered from his mechanisms. Usually, I would go to Doctor One for such a thing, or even Mearl Dox, but neither are anywhere to be found currently. Reboot's latest comments also lead me to believe that he might not be willing to help me...so I have to turn to other means. I fear this problem is more a spiritual one, and I know who to turn to: MAYAVALE I go to Dr. Mayavale to find a cure for this problem. Where I shall find him, I do not know. But I have a sneaking suspicion where to start . All Security Officers who return are to rejoin the fight against Viviane with Yellow Kid and Faraway Lad and all others helping out. I only ask that one warrior join me on my quest, on this hard journey. Hrun the Barbarian, I ask that you return to Legion World and join your comrade in arms, and fight gloriously beside me on this heroic journey! Old friend and brother, I will be awaiting thee on my way... <exits>
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(steals the liquor, then leaves)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I fear this problem is more a spiritual one, and I know who to turn to: [b]MAYAVALE
[/b] Do you think he'll help you, given the number of times you have betrayed him in your past lives?
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*ahem*
Talk to the hand darling. A twelve foot hand that is. I get the feeling that crate in your hand marked Property of the Security Office ought to stay here. I'll apologize if I'm wrong but I think I just whipped your sister's ass a few hours ago didn't I?
Steling booze is a sin, you know.
Should we go back inside and discuss it?
-heh heh- I thought not.
Oh boys!
I found something that might belong here. Some skinny little Goth witch was running out the door with this.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
4. And lastly, I now must go on my own personal quest, as I have lost my powers. Incidently, Reboot has been a major ally in this battle, even though the two of us do not see eye to eye. In helping me destroy all the Cobalt clones (but one, actually), I was depowered from his mechanisms.
[b]Hrun the Barbarian, I ask that you return to Legion World and join your comrade in arms, and fight gloriously beside me on this heroic journey! Old friend and brother, I will be awaiting thee on my way...
<exits> [/b] Hrun Has heard you call oh Noble one. I shall await your pleading for my assistance in Shakes bar.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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