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 Things you couldn't do with Lightning Boy's power.
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Okay, if any time you touched your hands together it made a huge electric arc, you couldn't...
1) Use metal cutlery, since any time your knife and fork come close, bye-bye dinner.
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2) Graduation ceremonies, weddings, and other events that required clapping would be problematic. People would think you were rude and you would have to explain that you just didn't want to produce bolts of lighting.
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3) Snuggle with your significant other. Human bodies conduct lightning, so if you touch them with both hands at once, Pik-ouch-chu.
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4) Consume the English with bolts of lightning from his arse.
emmm, not that we've seen on panel anyways.
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5) come up with a credible defense when people teased you by calling you seal boy ... "arf arf ... would you like some smoked salmon seal boy arf arf!"
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6) Applaude politely at golf tournaments
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7) Cup your hands and scoop water out of a stream
8) Pray, unless you want the congregation to fear the wrath of God
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Long live the Legion!
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9) Give someone CPR. Not that you'd need to...
10) Use both hands to unzip your fly / unbutton your trousers. Ouchie.
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7) Cup your hands and scoop water out of a stream
11) Wash your hands. Ever.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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strange but not a stranger
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12. Make shadow puppets on the wall
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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13. Make sweet love to a Supergirl Robot.
Then again, maybe that would be what she needs?
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I think she would dig it.
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I think she would dig it. Maybe for a short time, but look where robots jacking on leads! ![[Linked Image]](https://www.legionworld.net/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=2051&filename=BenderHurtJackingOn.jpg)
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