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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... was not at all annoyed to have the dog in the other room wake me up with her loud barking, while the dog in my room was a perfect angel and let me sleep peacefully
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...retrained The Sid to be a sweet, cuddly lap cat who never claws, bites, steals food off the counter or bullies his roommate.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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... turned down 5 offers by handsome millionaires to sleep with them.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... had the best, long, restful sleep ever
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... became the sole heir of a rich relative I never heard of.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... destroyed the Islamic State
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... started my new hobby of building model ships in a bottle. I finally found a big enough bottle to fit me.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... invented a new means of communication: reflecting sunlight even at night using giant spectacles
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... I saw Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump making out.
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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...learned to grill a steak.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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... got over my bacterial infection
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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...ate my weight in cheeseburgers.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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... learned to speak Spanish, French, Russian, German, Japanese and Telugu.
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... seceded from the United States and started my own country of Quislandia
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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... gives Kappa Kid the guest bedroom and puts a cap on immigrants.
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Wanderer
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... took a vote on whether Quislandia should rejoin the US. The vote was inconclusive.
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... formed my own modern-day Legion of Super-Heroes with the blessings of the United Nations, and gained citizenship to every U.N. member and then some.
I also came out as gay publicly, single-handedly changing world opinion and making the LGBT community accepted by heterosexuals everywhere.
My wedding to Blaze will be televised and everyone on Legion World is invited, free lodging and plane fare.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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... mastered my seventh language
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