Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Today I (Imaginary version 2)

... was not at all annoyed to have the dog in the other room wake me up with her loud barking, while the dog in my room was a perfect angel and let me sleep peacefully

...retrained The Sid to be a sweet, cuddly lap cat who never claws, bites, steals food off the counter or bullies his roommate.

... turned down 5 offers by handsome millionaires to sleep with them.

... had the best, long, restful sleep ever

... became the sole heir of a rich relative I never heard of.

... destroyed the Islamic State

... started my new hobby of building model ships in a bottle. I finally found a big enough bottle to fit me.

... invented a new means of communication: reflecting sunlight even at night using giant spectacles

... I saw Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump making out.

...learned to grill a steak.

... got over my bacterial infection

...ate my weight in cheeseburgers.

... learned to speak Spanish, French, Russian, German, Japanese and Telugu.

... seceded from the United States and started my own country of Quislandia

...moved to Quislandia

... gives Kappa Kid the guest bedroom and puts a cap on immigrants.

planned an invasion.

... learned to fly

... took a vote on whether Quislandia should rejoin the US. The vote was inconclusive.

... formed my own modern-day Legion of Super-Heroes with the blessings of the United Nations, and gained citizenship to every U.N. member and then some.

I also came out as gay publicly, single-handedly changing world opinion and making the LGBT community accepted by heterosexuals everywhere.

My wedding to Blaze will be televised and everyone on Legion World is invited, free lodging and plane fare.

... ate a tomato.

... learned to fly

...got my own TV show

... mastered my seventh language

... achieved godhood.