quote:Originally posted by Teronna: Hey Lard Lad! You don't know who I am, but I knew your algorithm. People seemed to like you much more than they liked him, so I guess that's good for you.
Um...hello. What's an algorithm?
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Originally posted by Lad Boy: Remember me, I'm the person you assigned responsibility to in your living will.
What's a living will?
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Hey Lard Lad! How are you doing? It's your old pal Quislet, Esq. You know, the guy you owe $100,00 to.
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: *Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, and Jack Haley show up in Lard Lad's room*
"Sure. Remember me, your old pal, Hunk?"
"And me, Hickory?"
"You couldn't forget my face, could you?"
?!?!?!
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Hi Anthony how’s it going? I heard you were back. Here I brought you some stuff”
Throws a large keg of beer and huge packet of crisps on the bed and as he does so he draws up a chair in a swift fluid motion.
“Well? you do remember how to open the beer don’t ya buddy”
Beer?
<manages to pop it open>
<sniffs>
You...drink this? It smells like urine!
<gasps>
Is 'beer' urine?
I...I'll pass!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: {Rockhopper Lad enters}
Clive! There you are! I came over right away as soon as I got the news! Your father is alive? Where is he?
He's in there, Rocky...
<lowers his voice>
...I think he's a bit overwhelmed. A lot of them expect him to be his old self already, but he's got none of his memories at all. They have good intentions, I know...and they all missed him terribly--they just can't help themselves.
Stealth seems to understand this best...I know you would to. I'm thinking of running them all out for awhile except for Stealth...and you.
Registered: Oct 2003
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Lardy, thank Dywh you're all right! It's so good to see you. I'm Rockhopper Lad--Rocky. They'll take good care of you here, but if you need anything--and you too, Clive--just let me know.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Teronna
Hello reality...leave a message after the beep.
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quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Ohhh-kay...is 'lemur' a pizza topping like these pepperoni things?
On some planets, perhaps. I find them rather chewy and unappetizing myself.
From: Chicago | Registered: Oct 2007
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Gosh, Lardy, you're looking good for all you've been through.
Er..what are all these people doing in here with legal papers? Maybe you better go read all your past adventures before you sign anything. I don't think you ever promised to sell that guy your house for $5.
So, what have the doctors got planned to restore your memory?
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
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