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MLLASH
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I told him that "Ike" was a really hep indie-rock band that everone was groovin' to.

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Mebbe Dwight Eisenhower was Dr M. in another life
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quote:
Originally posted by Doctor Mayavale:
BAH! Do not make light of your horrible affronts to Mayavale!

Loser Lad, you were not always a loser! In the lifetime you refer to, you were known as Chip Watson, and I was your cousin, Arnie! You always won at everything, and I had to be content living in your shadow! You were President of our High School Class, star of the Football team, College Valedictorian, soon to become a successful businessman! And I, I was a nobody. Lowly Arnie Watson, who was inferior in every way to his cousin Chip!

I might have grown used to your success, had your attitude been better. But NO! It was not to be! You treated me as inferior, constantly mocking and deriding me! And then came that fateful night, when we both were young men with young families! You had married the prettiest girl in town of course, but I loved my Janie, and the son that she bore me! I went to the mall that evening to try to obtain the toy he wanted, but there you were, cruel as ever, taunting me by taking the parking spot that was rightfully mine!

I had to park far away from the mall, on a backstreet where I encountered a gang of street-toughs, who murdered me for my money! All because you wouldn't let me have my parking spot!

This may possibly be the best post. Ever.

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In a past life I granted Doctor Mayavale (or Judy, as he still likes to be called in quiet moments of repose...) three wishes. Without going into detail (it gets rather gross, and illegal in Utah) I added my own little twist to each of his requests! HA HA!

I was a very nasty genie.

[Good] [Doctor Mayavale]

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I just offered to give him a hand. He's VERY sensitive.

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I told Dr. Mayavale (or Abe as he was known at the time) "Go and enjoy yourself at the theater. You deserve the time off. I hear 'Our American Cousin' is a knee-slapper."

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I bumped this thread for Lard Lad, reminding Mayavale about the repeated betrayals he's had to endure over his thousands of lifetimes.

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i peed in his corn flakes and that's what set the whole thing OFF!

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I once turned him in for tearing those "do not remove" tags off of mattresses.
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Every election I vote for Mayavale as LMB leader in hopes he can exact his revenge on all of you!
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I once fed him alive to a bunch of mutated rats...

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