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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Because you know you did. Everyone did.
 

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Posted by Loser Lad on :
 
I think I poached a parking spot from him at the Mall one Christmas Eve.
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
I'm surprised Mayavale himself didn't start this thread.
 

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Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
 
I sent Nancy Reagan after his huffin' ass!
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
I always suspected you were a fan of the "Just Say No!" campaign, LYL.

[ August 31, 2004, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
 

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Posted by Loser Lad on :
 
I thought about telling Ike that Dr. Mayavale didn't really care for him all that much. But in the end, I couldn't go through with it.
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I farted in the elevator as I left and he had 14 more floors to ride up.
 

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Posted by Future on :
 
I went 'Foe' on one of the most heated games of the Game Show Network of Space's "Friend or Foe" program.

Which, oddly enough, caused him to go all foe on the Legion. Whoops.
 

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Posted by Cosmosis on :
 
I convinced him to try to bring back the mullet (again!)

[ August 31, 2004, 10:03 PM: Message edited by: Cosmosis ]
 

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Posted by Future on :
 
I beat him up for his Venturan Walking Lunch Money at grade school.
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
I convinced the Rolling Stones that they didn't need a third guitarist.
 

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Posted by DMFirebow on :
 
I told him that chicks really dig that hat of his....


 

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Posted by Mrs C B Hill on :
 
I encouraged him to get a perm. My bad!
 

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Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
 
BAH! Do not make light of your horrible affronts to Mayavale!

Loser Lad, you were not always a loser! In the lifetime you refer to, you were known as Chip Watson, and I was your cousin, Arnie! You always won at everything, and I had to be content living in your shadow! You were President of our High School Class, star of the Football team, College Valedictorian, soon to become a successful businessman! And I, I was a nobody. Lowly Arnie Watson, who was inferior in every way to his cousin Chip!

I might have grown used to your success, had your attitude been better. But NO! It was not to be! You treated me as inferior, constantly mocking and deriding me! And then came that fateful night, when we both were young men with young families! You had married the prettiest girl in town of course, but I loved my Janie, and the son that she bore me! I went to the mall that evening to try to obtain the toy he wanted, but there you were, cruel as ever, taunting me by taking the parking spot that was rightfully mine!

I had to park far away from the mall, on a backstreet where I encountered a gang of street-toughs, who murdered me for my money! All because you wouldn't let me have my parking spot!
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Jiminy Cricket!!

Loser Lad, you're a BASTARD!!!!
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I told him that "Ike" was a really hep indie-rock band that everone was groovin' to.
 

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Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
Mebbe Dwight Eisenhower was Dr M. in another life
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 

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Originally posted by Doctor Mayavale:
BAH! Do not make light of your horrible affronts to Mayavale!

Loser Lad, you were not always a loser! In the lifetime you refer to, you were known as Chip Watson, and I was your cousin, Arnie! You always won at everything, and I had to be content living in your shadow! You were President of our High School Class, star of the Football team, College Valedictorian, soon to become a successful businessman! And I, I was a nobody. Lowly Arnie Watson, who was inferior in every way to his cousin Chip!

I might have grown used to your success, had your attitude been better. But NO! It was not to be! You treated me as inferior, constantly mocking and deriding me! And then came that fateful night, when we both were young men with young families! You had married the prettiest girl in town of course, but I loved my Janie, and the son that she bore me! I went to the mall that evening to try to obtain the toy he wanted, but there you were, cruel as ever, taunting me by taking the parking spot that was rightfully mine!

I had to park far away from the mall, on a backstreet where I encountered a gang of street-toughs, who murdered me for my money! All because you wouldn't let me have my parking spot!

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This may possibly be the best post. Ever.
 

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Posted by KryptonKid on :
 
In a past life I granted Doctor Mayavale (or Judy, as he still likes to be called in quiet moments of repose...) three wishes. Without going into detail (it gets rather gross, and illegal in Utah) I added my own little twist to each of his requests! HA HA!

I was a very nasty genie.


 

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Posted by Kid Quislet on :
 
I just offered to give him a hand. He's VERY sensitive.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
I told Dr. Mayavale (or Abe as he was known at the time) "Go and enjoy yourself at the theater. You deserve the time off. I hear 'Our American Cousin' is a knee-slapper."
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I bumped this thread for Lard Lad, reminding Mayavale about the repeated betrayals he's had to endure over his thousands of lifetimes.
 

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Posted by Superboy-Supergirl on :
 
i peed in his corn flakes and that's what set the whole thing OFF!
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
I once turned him in for tearing those "do not remove" tags off of mattresses.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Every election I vote for Mayavale as LMB leader in hopes he can exact his revenge on all of you!
 

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Posted by Omni Craig on :
 
I once fed him alive to a bunch of mutated rats...
 

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