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Author Topic: DOOMED GAY ROMANCE: The Series MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 Mark: Oh, so you wanna be a little bitch-slapping bitch, huh? You wanna get rough? You wanna fight me? Panel 2 *Mark pounces upon Patrick, they fall onto the bed* Panel 3 *Mark holding Patrick down* Mark *enraged*: You don't HIT me, Patrick. You don't HIT me in anger...! Panel 4 Patrick, looking downward: Looks like I made l'il Mark all mad too... he's practically throbbing in rage...! Panel 5 *Mark kisses Patrick* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 11 Panel 1 *closeup of Mark & Patrick's faces-- nothing shown but the implication is they are having sex* caption: You spend enough time around a guy, things can get boring, dull, I know... Panel 2 *Pat & Mark's faces, all sweaty* caption: But you learn little ways to get what you want... Panel 3 *Patrick & Mark lying back on pillows, exhausted* caption: You learn little tricks to keep things interesting... Panel 4 *Mark & Patrick asleep, spooning, smiling* caption: And so far, so good. END -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 *the pages in this section are all full-page splashes with pictures of the guys described* ALL IN THE FAMILY! There are more types of fags than there are colors in a box of crayolas! Let us venture to a typical gay bar and learn all about them! MR. NAMES caption: This homosexual only wears clothes featuring the most obnoxious logos of the designers of said garments. You won't see him out without "Abercrombie & Fitch", "Hilfiger" or some other designer's name plastered across his outfit. This type tends to be a bit materialistic and will often wear a mixture of gold AND silver jewelry in their attempt to dazzle you into submission. More than likely, they're actually broke or unemployed. Avoid at all costs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 13 THE COKE DEALER This guy is usually a nondesript dresser in his 30s or 40s and is always surrounded by one or more trendily-dressed boys that may or may not be underage. Pro: He has a job and will spend unbelievable amounts of money on you Con: You are not a trendily-dressed boy. Avoid at all costs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 THE FORMER DRAG-QUEEN This is the guy who suddenly appears out of nowhere, looking fantastic. He is usually very witty and handsome and seems perfect until he brings up his past career in drag and his various 12-Step Programs. Pro: More than likely a hardcore top. Con: Who wants to be topped by a drag queen? Avoid at all costs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 15 DRUNKASS Usually extrememly cute, and almost never has a boyfriend, which would normally be great until his alcohol problem comes to light. The Drunkass has fooled many unsuspecting queers at first glance. Initially appealing, it quickly becomes a certainty that nothing's less attractive than a drunk, obnoxious homosexual. Pro: Extremely cute Con: Bad breath; Unable to get an erection Avoid at all costs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 16 MR. SHUT UP AND KISS ME With the looks of a modern-day Adonis, you might initially think you've struck gay gold. Then he tries in vain to carry on a conversation with you. Suddenly the 75-year old dude at the end of the bar eating popcorn looks more attractive than this drip. Pro: Totally hot; large penis Con: Will bore you into a fetal position Avoid at all costs! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 17 THE COMIC BOOK COLLECTOR This guy is usually well-dressed, with a hot bod and a fabulous head of hair and cute sqaure-shaped toes. He will dazzle you with his wit and charm and his knowledge of pop-culture and entice you with sizzling good looks. Unfortuantely, his kind has been hunted to near-extinction by desperate homosexuals looking for Mister Right. Pro: Extremely large perpetually-erect penis; sense of humour; will refer to you as "The Boy Wonder" Con: A Comic Con, maybe What are you waiting for? Slap the ol' ball & chain on him, stupid!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kid Prime Founder posted                       -------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities. From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Myriad The One Woman Legion posted                       Mister-Eater LASH or Maiden-Eater LASH? Doesn't really matter as long as I can enjoy his rapier wit and dashing good looks. P.S. Though the perpetually erect penis really does sound exciting -------------------- Visit Myriad's Legion of Alt-IDs in Bits and LW Directory in the MMB From: All Possible Locations | Registered: Aug 2004  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Man, do I ever love this board! COMING SOON: The shocking conclusion to DOOMED GAY ROMANCE # 1! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       THIS WEEK!!! DOOMED GAY ROMANCE # 1 concludes with ESPIONAGE ON GAY DISCO ISLAND! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Wasn't that an LMB tale? From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Cobie said it may or may not exist so I co-opted the title... It can be an LMB tale too, but for DGR it stars sexy straight spy Dash Lancer and his sultry sidekicks Darla & Carla! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       The Comic Book Collector sounds like a guy I know! And I'm glad you like "Espionage on Gay Disco Island!". I couldn't stop grinnng when I wrote that story title! It can exist in both universes From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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