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As part of my job as Cramey's campaign manager, I have decided to start a thread devoted entirely to the Misstress of Mirth and Merriment herself!
A brief biography follows:
Fat Cramer lives in Nova Scotia and has been a Legion fan for many years. She first made her presence known on the original DC LEGION message board but became a BIG presence at the now-defunct LHQ when many posters moved there following the radical changes to DC's MB.
She now resides at LEGION WORLD and spends her non-posting time caring for homeless kittens and puppies as well as feeding the elderly in her community. She spends her weekends giving orphans free clothes, comics and toys. The orphans have nicknamed her "Mama Wonderful".
Many say she should be a candidate for sainthood, but you won't her the modest Fat Cramer saying that. "I'm just a gal doing what I can to bring a smile to the face of others, that's all" she states in response, while delivering a care-package to a 97-year old neighboor with no family.
And it is safe to say that, as leader of LEGION WORLD, Fat Cramer will do what she can to make everyone here smile as well.
Do you hate puppies, kittens, orphans and old people? Not voting for Fat Cramer would indicate that you do.
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Wow, and even those of us who really do hate kittens, puppies, orphans and old people still like Cramey anyway! Yeah Cramey!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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And I'm sure that if she were here right now, Ms. Cramer would remind all you good people to have your orphans and old people spayed and neutered.
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Crashing Kittens! Lash, you're the best campaign manager in two galaxies! I'm doubling your pay!! Let's just hope I survive the second week of nominations...
Congrats to the Miner on his 1500th post. So good to see it used for public service announcements. Clear evidence of his statesman-like abilities.
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She must have a "deep dark secret". Anyone this "saintly" does. Actually, I heard that she toys with her food before she eats it, and that likes to eat her food while it still lives.
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Maybe she has a dark side called "Big Bad Harv" like Two Face!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: She must have a "deep dark secret". Anyone this "saintly" does. Actually, I heard that she toys with her food before she eats it, and that likes to eat her food while it still lives.
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: What about the family of mamalians she decimated. Ok, they were rodents, but they share 99.8% of human DNA
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Do you have proof of this alleged decimation?
*sob*
Y-yes...
-------------------- [Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]
From: The Legion of Super-Rodents clubhouse | Registered: Jul 2003
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