quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Here are my questions:
Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
Who?
Why, you of course dear voter,
What?
Eternal happiness by knowing you eles
Wherected the proper leader...one with the desire to do right by you.
When?
In less than a week is when.
Why?
I have the desire to take this Legion to places it has never seen before. Just look at what I brought recently...a curious investigation into the mystery that is Alan Moore's beard.
How?
One poster = one vote for truth justice and an increased credit account.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by dedman: I have Mearl's cupcake recipe. Candidates...what would you do for a cupcake?
Since you are also running, I will say nothing to this obvious attempt to bribe our illustrious voters with sweets and treats. Really now...
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Candidates:
My question has to do with whipped topping products. Do you prefer that stuff that comes out of the spray can or the fresh, delicious taste of a certain product available in plastic tubs in a variety of sizes and flavors?
For using as a topping on foods, you cannot go wrong with the satisfying goodness that iis Cool Hawhip...but if you want easy use in other areas of your life, the nozzle does have it's advantages.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: What incentives are there for voting for you dear candidates? Hmmmm...
I will answer this since I posted before I gave in to my consciense and decided to run for the good of all the Legion World posters.
Every voter receives a one night everything is free pass to the Hootchie Hut with a gift bag full of cre--prizes on their way out.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Candidates: In addition to the LMB Leader and the LMB Deputy Leader, what is your idea for a third seat of power--with even less power and possibly even lamer place in the structure of the LMB?
Sorry I missed your question earlier, Cobalt Kid. I was distracted by a potential crazy person. To answer your question, though! I think this would make a wonderful 3rd seat of power. -
Construction could begin immediately upon my election and would provide countless jobs for LMBers who would need them (like, say, dedman).
Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Candidates: In addition to the LMB Leader and the LMB Deputy Leader, what is your idea for a third seat of power--with even less power and possibly even lamer place in the structure of the LMB?
Sorry I missed your question earlier, Cobalt Kid. I was distracted by a potential crazy person. To answer your question, though! I think this would make a wonderful 3rd seat of power. -
Construction could begin immediately upon my election and would provide countless jobs for LMBers who would need them (like, say, dedman).
Dear voters,
Do you really want your future in the hands of one that surrounds himself with crazy, or even potentially, people? He says that someone else was the crazy one, yet his big idea of a third seat of power is a giant toilet.
If this is what he thinks of his fellow candidates, that they are only worthy of working on a toilet... then what does he really think of you? Those that would potentially vote for that honorable third place candidate. I shudder to consider the possibilities...
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: What incentives are there for voting for you dear candidates? Hmmmm...
I will answer this since I posted before I gave in to my consciense and decided to run for the good of all the Legion World posters.
Ahh! I truly enjoy watching you QUESTIONING YOURSELF, sir. It reminds me of a tale passed down from my great-great-great-great grandfather, who might very well have been General George Washington. He too knew of a man who QUESTIONED HIMSELF all the time. That man's name was Benedict Arnold. Who knows? Maybe "Treacherous Ben" was your great-great-great-great grandfather.
Registered: Dec 2006
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This coming from someone that has no idea who his ancestors are...really people, are you going to vote for someone that does not know who he really is.
I on the other hand asked a perfectly legitamit question before the draw of office hit me. I answered said question for you dear voters...not because I question myself "all the time" like some would have you believe.
I would also point out dear voter that said candidate has yet to answer this question himself...maybe because there is no incentive to voting for him...is this the type of man you want in charge?
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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I need to know what your hairstyles are like before I make a choice. I do know that Dev is bald, which is a look I respect. So, what do you others look like?
quote:Originally posted by Sketch Lad: I need to know what your hairstyles are like before I make a choice. I do know that Dev is bald, which is a look I respect. So, what do you others look like?
A look and person that you can respect. I am bald, and have been for the last 37 years. Alopecia Areata my friends.
[ March 08, 2010, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Dev Em ]
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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How do the candidates feel about those prudish posters who would try to make prostitution illegal again?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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