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Deddy almost got me off the front page...but I do not see that happening soon. I'll soon be plastered all over the front page as your new Leader!
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I hope it's the kind of plaster with a small carbon footprint.
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quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: Deddy almost got me off the front page...but I do not see that happening soon. I'll soon be plastered all over the front page as your new Leader!
Knowing you it will more likely be just plastered at the Hoochie Hut
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quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: Deddy almost got me off the front page...but I do not see that happening soon. I'll soon be plastered all over the front page as your new Leader!
Knowing you it will more likely be just plastered at the Hoochie Hut
You say that like a person should not celebrate victory.
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Boom Boom Boom. The war drums sound across the Galaxy.
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I was hoping for war marimbas, personally. But you know, being just the lame duck deputy, I'm not really in a position to force the issue.
[shrugs, collects second Pina Colada of the day and goes back to the pool]
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A huge splash erupts in the pool causing Cleome to spill her drink. And, much worse, messing her hair.
The body of a huge, hairy and not very clean Barbarian floats to the surface. He is very obviously dead (on account of not having a head)
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Oh, like anyone ever stays dead around here for very long. Headless schmedless.
[refills drink glass]
MEDIC!! We could use a gurney over here, Stat!
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Dev walks in the room, Furball directly behind him.
"Furball, get that thing out of the pool, While I get Cleome another drink."
"Roakay..."
Furball drags the body out of the door and towards the medical wing...for examination. A loud screeching sound is heard, followed by Furball yelling all sorts of obscenities.
Dev looks over at Cleome from the bar. "You want to come with me and check out what he's into now?"
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[gets robe and flip-flops]
All right, but let's make it quick. I've got a fundraising lunch to leave for in about twenty minutes!
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Dev hands her a drink and downs one himself quickly.
Once they finish, they enter the hallway and turn to see a scene of utter destruction and mayhem.
Furball is being held up against the wall by...
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[cleome gasps]
Mariette! [the figure holding Furball by the neck is a blonde, athletic female perhaps six feet tall, wearing a dark blue "Acme Security" jumpsuit]
Put him down this instant! He's not the one the agency told you to-- Er...
[looks sheepishly at Dev Em and puts down drink glass. the goon reluctantly releases Furball.]
Sorry, Dev. Sorry, Furball. I don't have to tell you guys about Daxamites, though. [sighs, takes the security goon by one arm] We'll straighten this out on our way to the fundraiser, Mariette. Let's go.
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