I recall my old friend Scipio Taltarus' report on what happened to Slim's homeworld. A rogue commander took a portion of my armies and caused havoc that was unauthorized. I dealt with him as best I could and dismissed him completely, but I see that Slim will always blame me for it, rather than the commander himself. There's little that can be done about it now...other than bring this problem with Slim to a head.
But once again Concord, you show that you're not so villianous as some of my fellow LMBers believe. Why then, do you act so antagonistic to the LMB on Legion World? Why don't we work together? Eventually, a choice will have to be made.
But this information should be helpful. Soon it'll be time for the confrontation with Slim.
As for the blue-skinned cutie, I know her very well. She's my ex-wife...
<hands grips into a fist>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man: <Walks in the front door, something nobody else seems capable of doing, and approaches the receptionist's desk where My Wee Fem is on duty.>
Oh and when you go off shift, you and Jailbait might want to check out the cottage in the scary woods. If I remember correctly you two are on the permanent guest list. Bring Doc One's hot nurse with you...
<My Whee Fem sends Jailbait Lass an omni-text, letting her know. Jailbait Lass quietly waits for her shift to end, not bothering Cobalt and Lardy while talking to Concord>
<she replies "ok">
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Look, Concord, I'm pretty sure you can hear me, so: all I wanna know is whether that Robot's still in Slim's, okay? For all I know, there's only supposed to be one Lard Lad Robot. If there's two...that changes things.
If you really wanna help, leave a message at my thread for info on my robot. It's still open! And if you can help and give any additional info...
<grits teeth>
...I'll owe ya one.
<'ports out>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Okay, so a girl goes on her honeymoon and when she gets back, all chaos has broken loose. I'm pretty sure I still work here, so... what's up? How can I help?
And what's this I've heard about the Royal Inquisitor putting Vee in a coma??
Hello?? Lolita-- are you here? My still won't talk to me after that comment I made about her-- well, never mind.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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That's what it appears to be Cali, though we can't jump to conclusions. So far, the Security Officers have been unable to locate Roy. If you could pitch, that'd be great.
I'm dealing with this Slim problem right now, and as of right now, we don't think the two are connected. But you never know.
By the way, congrats!
<hugs her, kisses her cheek>
A shame your off the market officially
<runs off>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: <taps foot impatiently>
Look, Concord, I'm pretty sure you can hear me, so: all I wanna know is whether that Robot's still in Slim's, okay? For all I know, there's only supposed to be one Lard Lad Robot. If there's two...that changes things.
If you really wanna help, leave a message at my thread for info on my robot. It's still open! And if you can help and give any additional info...
<grits teeth>
...I'll owe ya one.
<'ports out>
Lard Butt, every time you draw a breath you owe me, you're just too damn stupid to realize it.
Yeah, the time frozen robot is still in Slim's place, and there's what appears to be the remains of a destroyed robot here in the security office, plus theres a robot skulking around the city apparently checking up on you...
How many of those things did you build?
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man: <Walks in the front door, something nobody else seems capable of doing, and approaches the receptionist's desk where My Wee Fem is on duty.>
Oh and when you go off shift, you and Jailbait might want to check out the cottage in the scary woods. If I remember correctly you two are on the permanent guest list. Bring Doc One's hot nurse with you...
<My Whee Fem sends Jailbait Lass an omni-text, letting her know. Jailbait Lass quietly waits for her shift to end, not bothering Cobalt and Lardy while talking to Concord>
<she replies "ok">
<both My Whee Fem and Jailbait Lass exit the Security Office, leaving Matlock's intern, Bonita Bundin, running things administration-wise>
<Jailbait Lass sends Cobie an omni-text, but keeps its contents secret>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Excuse me. Is Cobalt Kid around? A message was delivered to him care of my office.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I didn't mean to read the message but it came on a DisneyWorld Postcard (the one of Cinderella's Castle). It reads:
Dear Cobalt King [sic]
You will turn over the treasury of the Security Office to us or we will release the information that you have fathered an illegitimate child. What will your beloved Princess think of you once she knows? Sent the money to our secret hideout.
The Terrible Threateners
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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The Security Office treasury remains secure and in a secret location. And by all means, let the Princess and everyone else know...I'm sure the child has already attacked Legion World a dozen times...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Dear Cobalt Kid (sorry about getting your name wrong last time),
Stop Laughing or..or..we'll hold our breath!
The Terrible Threateners
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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