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Can you make an ice sculpture of a large female beaver?
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Ugh... you would think that a telepath like me would be able to prevent mental imagery...
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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I meant the furry little semi-aquatic rodent, your highnessness ...
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Well, seeing as how we're in the Office of Security, I'm sure you can understand my confusion
Sharky dear, your dorsal fin looks massive today. Have you been working out?
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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why, thank you for noticing Cru ... now that summer is here, I want to look my best at the beach, when I'm eating people ...
I must say that your rack is particularly stunning today ...
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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thank you, polar boy ... it reminds me of my psychotic sister ...
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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The Security Office would like to invite Polar Boy to continue providing totems for decoration throughout the summer renovation of the new offices.
- Cobalt Kid Chief of Security
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Perfect! It'll definately please the often silent, but always listening, frog population on Legion World.
Hm...given my suspicions that Legion World might possibly be infiltrated in coming weeks, it might be useful to make some 'adjustments' to the architecture around here...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Hm...whose an active Security Officer right now?
Sharky's on a vacation...PB's decorating...Abin's in LW orbit and Cali's about to go on vacation...
Deddy! Jailbait Lass, if Deddy's around, tell him to stop by and see me. I have an idea for a mission that he'd be perfect for. In fact...we both might have to go on this one.
Everyday Girl and Frio could be of some help too right now, watching the office.
And I need my bodyguard, Arachne, more than ever. My favorite Gil'Disphan secret agent just informed me that the bounty on my head (and Lardy's) has increased three-fold more than it usually is. Reboot's too for some reason...
Remember Lolita, if I'm gone the office should be run by Matlock and Abin, and then IB if they're not available either.
<holds her chin up>
Hey...easy kid...we're not in crisis yet...I promise the Red Bee will not be part of this little saga should it unfold.
(Unfortunately, it could be much, much worse)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Hey there Cobie. Heard you were alooking for me. Whats this mission about? Does it involve lusty wenchs? Oceans of booze?
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Everyday Girl and Frio could be of some help too right now, watching the office.
Wait, wait. Hold the phones. You mean we actually have to do work when we're employees here? Well, that stinks.
Well, I suppose if I must... hold the fort, I shall! Although, would it have killed you to set me up with that cute shark kid instead of the scary gun toting midget girl?
*sigh* The sacrifices I make for you, Cobalt Kid.
From: Chillin' on Earth baby | Registered: Aug 2005
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