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I don't have much of a history. I was created by Semi Transparent Fellow and Varalent, the most famous lovers of Legionworld, to work at SHAKES. They also created my brother-android, Troy, at the same time. Alas, for them, they were too clever and Troy and I exceeded their wildest dreams. Instead of servant droids, they created sentient artificial life, using the dna mapping protocol of 2432. Troy and I are a combination of Semi's and Vee's genetic make-up. You could say, we are their children.
What else would you like to know? Oh, by the way, both Troy and I have all of Semi's and Vee's abilities, including their fabulous taste and design skills.
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As for myself, I am a bit of a puzzle. Lard Lad had me built and programmed shortly after the 52 Affair last year, apparently so I could replace him when he left Legion World and married Dru.
Supposedly, I was meant to function and act exactly as he. My powers reasonably mimic his, but I am told, I act virtually nothing like him. I am not sure if that is because of insufficient progamming or some other unknown factor.
Interestingly, if someone asks me my name, my automatic response is to say: "I am Who." But I have no answer for why that is.
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"I am Who." Well, that is a mystery. You appear to have humanoid tissue covering your skeletal structure. Your corporeal attributes are pleasing - classic Arnold Schwarzenegger pectorals, deltoids, abs, gluts, triceps, biceps, ... and I'm sure I need not go on and on. But what is most striking about you, is that you have those soft green compassionate eyes, not to mention those sensuous Robert Downey lips. Lard-bot, I don't know your creator, but he did a damn fine job. You're a hot 'droid.
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My, you are the silent type aren't you? Well, I must be going. Time for my rejuvenation session. Come visit me sometime at SHAKES.
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Babette...my photo-receptors...my eyes have never beheld anything approaching your own beauty. Semi Transparent Fellow and Varalent must have loved you very much when they created you.
[his emotions flaring, he edges his hand halfway across the table in case she decides to touch it]
Babette, I have long been in search of a more proper name. Do you like "Lard-bot"? Or should I seek something else?
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Oh, you've come back, perhaps, I can stay a moment longer. I think a more appropriate name for you would be Adonis. And... have you ever considered wearing a SHAKES silver thong (... and nothing else)? It would suit you. You've probably noticed that most Legionworlders wear a silver thong in their off time.
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You should. Lard-Adonis-bot, you are actually more handsome than Troy. It's a wonder that Cobalt hasn't tried to kill you.
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