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Gentle posters, nearly an entire day has been wiped clean from our minds as if it never happened!
But something must have happened, something portended by the coming of Lard Lad's 3500th post, and the ones immediately after it. These posts happened, yet all record of them has been expunged. Friends we have---a Five-Post Gap!
I feel as if I should know what happened. I have the feeling that my "father", our deceased comrade Lard Lad, may have actually returned from the dead during that gap. But it's just a feeling...I don't know.
Things are as they were before: the Lard Lad Algorithm still posts in Lard Lad's name. No one seems to remember anything unusual happening. Heck, they remember nothing of that day.
I returned to the psychic who warned me of 3500 in the first place. She doesn't remember the reading, but she did say this:
"4000 will mark...The Return!"
The return of whom or what, she didn't know. Does this again refer to Lard Lad's post count? If so, will a greater catastrophe await?
Only time will tell.......
Registered: Oct 2003
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I dunno... Clive's been right about a lot of things lately.
I think you've been married so long that you've forgotten that guys can be right once in a while.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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And I thought the network blackout and hard disk black hole was caused by universe's largest networked library of digitized porn being assembled by the Pornalizer.
That... villain. He'll take away free porn and get rich off fake lust by charging everyone in the universe 99cents a month for access.
Registered: Sep 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Clive tells me that the Security Office put out a warrant for my arrest! What a crock--no one remembers anything like that, do they?
Methinks Pinocchio needs to sue the Blue Fairy for hooking him up with a defective (read: looney-tunes) brain!
Keep moving citizen. The security office is under no obligation to answer such questions.
<coughs...blood comes out of mouth...>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Bad poetry --- in Cobie's handwriting! Dated 1/11!
It's worse than we thought! A love-smitten Cobie means he may have sired another child that he can't even remember... that could spell doom for us all, my friends!
be wary. Be very wary.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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"Oh golly...the world will end not in fire or ice--but in inane one-word and six-word posts, rhyming words and guessing who will post next! What will we ever do!" <swoon>
Whotta maroon.
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Update: Friends, since 1/11/08, the Lard Lad algorithm has already amassed nearly 3900 posts by intentionally posting inanely every chance it's gotten! This means he'll probably achieve the 4000th post some time in early March--we can't let this happen!!!
I'm going to call on the Security Office to place a posting injunction upon the algorithm until the consequences of his reaching 4000 can be ascertained!
This is what got me the position of co-deputy, and I will NOT let you down!!!
Registered: Oct 2003
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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Rather than put an injunction on his posting cant we just ask one of the time trappers to place him (temporally of course) in a posting temporal loop, so that he returns automatically to post one once he reaches 3,999 posts?
It may give us the time we need to investigate this strange anomaly
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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