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Three teens from the future get stuck in Mayberry RFD in the 1960's. They have to help Opie make a fishin' pole and try to recreate Aunt Bee's recipe for pickles.
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Wacky time-travel hijinks at the Regal Beagle! The Legionnaires, Jack, Chrissy, and Janet all try to stop Mrs. Roper from freeing an evil genie from a gin bottle without revealing their powers or true sexuality! Larry hits on Imra and is mindwiped!
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"Legion Lost on Gilligan's Island" -- a group of time-tossed super teens crashland on an island in the south pacific. Brainiac and the Professor try to figure a way to get back to Hawaii and the 31st century, Tinya gets jealous of Ginger's attraction to Jo and Ayla discovers new feelings while skinny-dipping with Marianne.
B5 and the Prof create a portal using coconuts and banyo fruit sending the Legionnaires home, but before they can recalibrate it for Hawaii, Gilligan gets loopy on silverale, projectile vomits all over the control console and leaves the castaways stranded ... again!
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The Time Trapper wants the mysterious totam that Greg found in Hawaii...
He dupes the Brady's into going into a time portal into the Legion's time.
Hilarity ensues when Kinetix gives Jan a makeover. But Mon-el still has eyes only for Marcia. The mysterious "C" starts sending anonymous letters love letters to Jan, infuriating Invisible Kid.
Bobby, Peter and Blok research Jesse James.
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Tyroc and Danielle Foccart meet and fall in love. Upon getting married, they find that they don't have a lot of money, so they have to go love in the projects in Chicago. They have 3 children, and name then Jacques, Jazmin, and James. Jacques has a tendency to say "C'est Dy-no-MITE!" They have a whimsical neighbor names XS Willona who breezes in from time to time. The super of the building is Chuck Taine, lovingly known to them as "Buffalo Butt."
Midway through the run of the show, they meet Penny Morning, who is being abused by her momma and has to go live with XS Willona.
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The team drops by Arnold's on a mission wherein: -- Brin joins Fonzie's gang for a rumble, - -- Tenzil and Ralph Malph have a burger eating contest, --Karate Kid catches quarters off his elbow for the new world record, --Rokk and Potsie compare their cool hair styles, --Chuck enters the demolition derby, -- Cham impersonates Chachi and impregnates Joanie -- Jo jumps a shark -- and Anti-Lad and the missing Cunningham brother Chuck get lost in a time loop never to be heard from again.
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The Beverley Hillbillies/Legionnaires
Trapped in the 1960s, the Legionnaires realize that the only way they can operate is with the help of a rich benefactor, and they find one when they save the life of J. D. Clampett, who generously offers them funding for the duration, irritating banker Milburne Dreisdel to no end. Jo teaches Granny how to make silverale in her still. Jethro decides to become a Legionnaire, but his "super-ciphering" doesn't make the cut, and Elle May assembles a "Legion of Super-Critters".
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The Space-Circus travels back in time to appear on the Ed Sullivan Show. (They stopped off in 2003 to audition for Letterman, but he wasn't interested.)
After their latest battle with the Fatal Five, several Legionnaires check into St. Eligius Hospital in South Boston. While there --
-- Brainy cures kindly Dr. Auschlander of cancer, but the old man dies of a heart attack after giving an oversized Vi a gynelogical exam;
-- Dr. Elliot Axelrod drinks Bouncing Boy's super-plastic fluid and gains the ability to super-bounce at will, causing havoc;
-- Saturn Girl learns that Dr. Peter White is the rapist and prevents a nurse from shooting him; he is sent to Takron-Galtos, instead, to learn what rape is all about;
-- Dr. Westphall has a crisis of faith and unloads it all on Sister Andromeda, convincing her to drop out of the nunnery and rejoin the Legion;
-- Dr. Bobby Caldwell performs plastic surgery on Sensor, restoring her snake-like appearance. In gratitude, she creates an illusion in which he is not suffering from AIDS and can have any female Legionnaire of his choosing;
-- the hospital is sold by the city of Boston to Brande Industries, which hires Dr. Gym'll as chief of surgery, replacing Dr. Mark Craig. For crying out loud!
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