quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Dean Lee's list?
Depends... do you have good hair, fb?
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From: Up a Gumtree | Registered: Jul 2003
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Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear
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as a 12th level intellect, I can prove that Lester's fortune is actually less than 25 million credits and is inflated by very suspicious accounting and bookeeping practices.
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From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004
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Spending a lot of time thinking about hair, doing hair, drawing pictures of hair, talking about hair, thinking about hair...etc, doesn't make someone stupid. You do have to be careful, though, if you spend so much time on your hair, that you might damage it. I recommend a deep conditioner.
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Okay, I had to go back to page 1 to remember what this thread is about....
Y'know, if Lester said I was stupid, I'd diffuse the situation by replying:
"That may be, Mr. Spiffany, BUT-- How's my hair?"
I'm just SURE that Lester would admire my sense of humor and obvious sense of self esteem, and offer to buy me a house, on the spot. Naturally, I'd thank him politely and turn down the offer, suggesting perhaps a new vehicle might be more appropriate at this juncture. As he tosses back his head, laughing, I notice a blinging chain under his collar. I compliment him on his obviously great taste. The car is mine! Instantly!
It pays to amuse the ultra rich--of space, I find.
quote:Originally posted by Sketch Lad: Okay, I had to go back to page 1 to remember what this thread is about....
Y'know, if Lester said I was stupid, I'd diffuse the situation by replying:
"That may be, Mr. Spiffany, BUT-- How's my hair?"
I'm just SURE that Lester would admire my sense of humor and obvious sense of self esteem, and offer to buy me a house, on the spot. Naturally, I'd thank him politely and turn down the offer, suggesting perhaps a new vehicle might be more appropriate at this juncture. As he tosses back his head, laughing, I notice a blinging chain under his collar. I compliment him on his obviously great taste. The car is mine! Instantly!
It pays to amuse the ultra rich--of space, I find.
That reminds me of a joke I heard.
Four business partners were having lunch at the Gentlemens Club. One got called away for a phone call. The other three start talking about their sons.
The first businessman says: My son is very successful. He started out working in the stock room at the department store. Now he is part owner and very rich. He is so rich that he told me that he was giving a fur coat & diamond ring to his lover today.
The second businessman says: Ha! My son started out washing cars at the local dealership. Now he owns that dealership and two others. He is so rich that he told me that he was going to give his lover a new Ferrari.
The third businessman says: That's nothing. My son started out running errands at a realtor's office. He became the owner and is the top realtor in four states. He is so rich that he told me that he was giving his lover a new house this morning.
When the fourth businessman returned he looked stunned. The others asked what was the matter. The fourth businessman said: The phone call was from my lazy no-good son. Apparently he got a fur coat, diamond ring, new Ferrari, and a house this morning.
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Brainiac 5
Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear
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I can spell "prove" correctly, unlike our illustrious thread author.
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From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Brainiac 5: I can spell "prove" correctly, unlike our illustrious thread author.
Been there, done that. (See page 1)
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: That reminds me of a joke I heard.
Four business partners were having lunch at the Gentlemens Club. One got called away for a phone call. The other three start talking about their sons.
The first businessman says: My son is very successful. He started out working in the stock room at the department store. Now he is part owner and very rich. He is so rich that he told me that he was giving a fur coat & diamond ring to his lover today.
The second businessman says: Ha! My son started out washing cars at the local dealership. Now he owns that dealership and two others. He is so rich that he told me that he was going to give his lover a new Ferrari.
The third businessman says: That's nothing. My son started out running errands at a realtor's office. He became the owner and is the top realtor in four states. He is so rich that he told me that he was giving his lover a new house this morning.
When the fourth businessman returned he looked stunned. The others asked what was the matter. The fourth businessman said: The phone call was from my lazy no-good son. Apparently he got a fur coat, diamond ring, new Ferrari, and a house this morning.
Who's the successful one now?
Hmm... Now I think I know what I want to do with my life. Professional lover!
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