The LBF began existence as a normal banyo fruit sold at the space-convienience store. Purchased by one Ms. Deelya Zood, its story would have come to a tasty end, had Ms. Zood used the fruit in her space-pie as she planned to.
However, Ms. Zood's mini-parakat, named Doodles, came down with a nasty case of both laryngitis and whisker-rot, so she spent several days at the space-vet with dear little Doodles.
Upon returning to her hover-apartment, Ms. Zood discovered the banyo fruit has gone rotten.
Being a slovenly old bat, she hurled the rotten stinky fruit from her space-balcony, a look of disgust contorting her wrinkled face, making it even more wrinkly than usual.
As luck would have it, it just so happened that the rotten fruit was hurled into the tail of a low-flying comet, after which it fell and landed in a vat of scientific fluids and stuff carelessly discarded from the Junior Scientists Club, which was located next to Ms. Zood's hover-apartment complex!
Of course, the poor discarded fruit mutated into the monstrous creature known as The Living Banyo Fruit and embarked on a minor crime spree because he felt all unwanted and stuff!
We all know what happened when Leeta 87 attempted to battle The Living Banyo Fruit, so I shant rehash it here.
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Leeta's grave reads, and I quote verbatim, "Singlehandedly, she defeated INNUMERABLE <caps & accent mine> supervillains...".
Let's see just how innumerable they really were.
The Living Banyo Fruit is one foe she didn't defeat, of course, so it makes one wonder what foes' asses she DID whip, if indeed asses they had. You never know with these weird space-aliens. Personally, I don't trust assless sentients.
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The Crimson Khund always seemed to give her a tough time. Leeta was never in a tougher bind than when he kidnapped Science Police Officer Kervik Krennon!
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I bet that Living Banyo Fruit returns to seek vengeance on Doodles. If he hadn't become sick, Ms. Zood would have eaten the banyo fruit and it would have happily fulfilled its destiny. Maybe the LBF has a particular hatred of parakats everywhere.
The Soup had the ability to turn every surface into a liquid, sometimes adding noodles and mushy peas for extra confusion. This put Leeta's super-acrobatic talents to the test, but our heroine courageously defeated The Soup and saved the galaxy once again.
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Who could forget the gang war between Crime Boss B'lorgg and the Manipulater? Stuck b/t two rival alien fractions attempting to capture the planet Thraun for themselves, Leeta was forced to fight a war on two fronts!
Thank goodness Doodles the parakat returned and became "Doodles, the Leeta-Parakat" for a brief period! Some might say this was when Leeta went through her camp phase, but I sure as all heck enjoyed it!
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Yeah, that was pretty kewl. It was always interesting to me that Doddles, Leeta's so-called "Parakat of Power", who she gave up for adoption when he became injured in battle, played a role in her untimely demise. OH!!! The irony, I just can't stand it!!!
Speaking of which, Irony Man was a cool villain too. Wearing a suit of metallic armour and committing odd crimes like stealing millions from criminal gangs and leaving notes on the scene that read "And the Robbers become the RobEES. Ha, Ha, HA! Love, Irony Man!"
Gang wars would have torn the town apart if Leeta hadn't taken HIM out!
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I literally laughed out loud when Irony Man appeared out of nowhere and defeated Giant Gil’Dishpan and then left the note “Now you can remember your giant failure…in the BIG HOUSE!!! Ha, Ha, Ha! Love, Irony Man!”
The rest of the Salacious Six (Giant Gil’Dishpan’s evil super-group) were ready to raze Leeta’s city to the ground in response!
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Hero-Slapper was the first villain to ever really give me nightmares! Poor Science Police Officer Kervik Krennon...seeing him tortured by Gun Moll Girl and Hero-Slapper really effected Leeta for a longtime. Still, her revenge (and the infamous "back-handed finish") were great to see!
Best Hero-Slapper moment, though, had to be when he teamed up with L'Vou'Tono, the $2,000 Hand-bag that walked like a Man. The title "Death of a Super-Heroine?" said it all...
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There's very little information on this (because it was so embarrassing to the galactic banking community) but Dancing Chicken Man would have caused a financial collapse if Leeta hadn't stopped his mad schemes.
There were rumours that L'Vou'Tono was working with Dancing Chicken Man, but it might have been that cheap crook, L'Vou'Tone, The Counterfeit Hand-bag that Walked Like a Man.
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I think we'd all like to forget Leeta's epic battles against Red Embryo.
Although I must admit, that crazy super-intelligent baby's evil plans to destroy democracy with Space Communism sure are funny from our better-informed 21st century perspective!
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