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Author Topic: Homosexual comic characters promote kissing! Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Is it any coincidence that those Legionnaires seen using the Big Computer to have their little kissing contest are the following: Element Lad Light Lass Shrinking Violet Invisible Kid Chameleon Boy (Mr. Ambiguous gender himself) Duo Damsel (I know you've all had the thought...) I think not! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Poppin' portents! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Tamper Lad With the Scarlett Faction posted                        Are you implying that gay characters were forced to act straight in public by the Adventure Legion's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, though we All Know Policy"? From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       I'm implying that gay characters are naturally more experimental with physical contact, unlike straight characters who just dance and play Spaceopoly or moon after girls they only knew briefly and whom they haven't heard from for months! [ August 31, 2005, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ] From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Tamper Lad With the Scarlett Faction posted                        Interesting, I cant speak from a deep understanding but for the (rather few, I admit) homosexuals I've known over the years it seems to go from one extreme to the opposite as soon as they understood something. Sort of a repression, then to a sudden explosion when they have some sort of epiphany. Heteros seem to evolve on a more gradualist learning curve as it were. So yeah I see what you're saying. [ August 31, 2005, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ] From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        Was Northstar the first super-hero to come out of the closet? From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Mekt Ranzz singular. posted                       where is that computer these days? From: out & about | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        This supports my theory that the Legion was originally written by time travellers who, of course, knew how the future series would turn out. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Ironically enough, that machine existed on Steeple in the post-boot... From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Jillikers! Maybe Fortress Lad turned all those Legionnaires gay, with rays! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       My theory: In retaliation for his recent defeat, COMPUTO left a "gay-izing" program in the kiss-O-meter, dooming the next few users to a life of ambiguous sexuality! Either that, or gay rays. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       re: the kiss-O-meter scene (LSH ARCHIVES # 5 or ADVENTURE # 342, for those not in the know): You'll note how Lyle Norg is positively drooling at the mouth at the notion of getting hunky buzzcutted Star Boy involved in the tongue-entwining shenanigans! Of course, the uber-hetero Thom makes up some lame excuse, stumbling over his words like a nervous Catholic Schoolgirl on a date with a senior: "No--- err, I'll see if the applicants for membership are here yet!" Then the angst starts a-flying when Lyle sobs, "...Star Boy never seems to have time for romance... with me! *choke!*" Thank goodness good ol' dependable Luornu was there to console him! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Computo was my other theory! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       'Cause Lord knows it would take gay rays or an evil, brainwashing computer program to make a sentient find a sentient of the same sex attractive! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       But how do we explain Condo? From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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