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Quislet, Esq
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But how do we explain Condo?

Many have tried to explain Condo. No explanation has been satisfactory so far.

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IT's an apartment you own with a lawn you don't. [Wink]

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Condo? Obviously, he was straight, as all normal people are. But when gay-ized Lyle Norg took him under his wing, he began secretly exposing him to the long-unused kiss-O-meter and its corrupting influence.

Only one of Duo Damsel's selves was influenced, which explains why she married Chuck in a desperate attempt to kick her evil lesbian programming.

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As for Mekt and Holt, well, they were already brain-damaged from being born singletons.

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How do we even begin to explain the gayest character of all literature: the Green Arrow descendent who drove the tour bus in front of Legion HQ?

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Quislet, Esq
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What makes you think Oli Q-3 (I forget the exact spelling of his name) is gay?

next you'll be telling me that Sinde is a lesbian.

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Ah! You obviously didn't read issue #3 of "Cobalt Kid's misinformed and Outrageously Inaccurate Gay Legion stories!".

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Condo? Obviously, he was straight, as all normal people are. But when gay-ized Lyle Norg took him under his wing, he began secretly exposing him to the long-unused kiss-O-meter and its corrupting influence.

Only one of Duo Damsel's selves was influenced, which explains why she married Chuck in a desperate attempt to kick her evil lesbian programming.

Lesbian programming, eh? So what was the thing with Nam'Lor, then? Her just-been-rejected-by-Superboy-and-Mon-el phase?

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Ah! You obviously didn't read issue #3 of "Cobalt Kid's misinformed and Outrageously Inaccurate Gay Legion stories!".

I must have missed the first two issues - how did they go again, Cobie? [LOL]

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Duh! She was under the influence of Nam'Lor's aura!

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Eryk Davis Ester
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It's a well-known fact that hyper-auras trump lesbian programming!

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But they don't alter the "evil" part.

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I wonder whose evil machinations transformed me from a red-blooded American boy into the degenerate homosexual I am today?

Or maybe its just insanity...

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Alternatively, it's possible that Ayla infected Mekt when she felt left out after Garth married Imra! Mekt was her "replacement" twin!

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I'll kiss anybody after a few pints! *hic*

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