Topic: 101 Ways the villian in LSH of 3 Worlds can Kill Legionnaires (Action 863 Spoilers)
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21) Superboy prime and Ol Vir take hold of Colossal Boy’s arms and legs and fly apart slowly, just to see how tall CB can grow before he rips in half.
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22) Spying the shrunken Violets with his super-vision SBP steps on them giving the line "Sorry to stomp on your flower bed."
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25) Ayla uses her psychotic ways to cause Reboot Ferro to fly through a giant magic keyhole and die, using her crazy flirtatious ways to cauase yet another young gay Legionnaire to commit ritualistic suicide.
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27) Brin gets hooked on Lotus fruit again, but this time Ayla brings her suicide bomber threat to fruition (so to speak).
28) Anti-Lad returns from the future and tries to prevent the crisis but mistakenly dissolves all time, including his own. Actually, that was kind of Zero Hour...
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Prime rubs Ferro's head against the ground until it sharpens to a fine point and then flings him through pre-boot Bouncing Boy (causing him to burst) and skewering BOTH Dawnstar and Shikari to the wall like so many butterflies in an invertebrate zoology lab.
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31) Prime rips Ferro's head off and poops down his neck. Then gives Ferro's head/helmet to Grimbor for use as a spittoon.
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32) Validus yells out "mommy", which distracts all Saturn Girls long enough for Universo to hypnotize them each into slapping each other to death.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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33) Threeboot Cargg... whole planet gets heat-visioned!
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34) The most hideously effective way of all--John Byrne becomes sole writer of the Legion and revises all the Legionnaires' continuities into such a hopeless Gordian knot that DC has to cancel the book and no one dares try to write it again!
Oh, wait--that's kinda been done already.
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35. Tinya materializes inside Dream Boy and they both explode in a bloody mass of body parts.
36. Ultra Boy, running with super speed, hits Invisible Kid and they both explode in a bloody mass of body parts.
37. S-Prime stops by Legion HQ for a rest and engages in the latest game craze: Dance, Dance, Annihilation. Several Legionnaires and Theena explode in a bloody mass of body parts.
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38. A Rampaging Gorilla Nebula devours Xanthu in all three 'boots.
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39. SuperBoy Prime eats at a Villainous Hot Dog Stand... of Space. Too much Cosmic Chili and Space Sauerkraut give him really bad gas. His super burps and farts extinguish several Legionnaires.
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