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Dear Sentients, Pinup Models, Inc. has been rocked by another misfortune. Evidently, the plants used for the "Focal Point in the Jungle" challenge had some sort of toxins on them and have given all of the models terrible allergic reactions. Naturally, we have consulted Dr. Gym'll, Policy Pam, and R.J. Brande's attorney's in order to care for the models as best as possible.
We have also asked former Male Pinup Model winner, Chlorophyll Kid to come in for a consultation about the plants and advise us on our next step.
We wish to continue to present interesting and dynamic challenges for our competition, and regret that sometimes there are risks. We assure you that the models will all recover quickly, and that their discomfort has been brief. Most of them are actual Legionnaires and are very brave, and cannot wait to continue.
Thank you for your patience. The competition will resume with a new challenge, soon.