New concept! One of us LMBers got a job working for DC, but is really just a hack writer! So he/she goes online to get ideas for series, not realizing that we don't care how successful they are, we just want what personally suits us best!
I'll begin the series with an initial 6 issues - Throwing continuity to the wolves, the new 'Hawk' dies on the first page via a grenade going off in her bed while she is asleep! Dove must overcome her feelings of despair as another partner has been killed and must solve the problem!
- A new Hawk arrives on the scene, and this time he's an ultra-conservative, right wing, Republican, religious fanantic, hell-bent on cleaning up the world--even if it means destroying it!
- Dove, in her search, must contend with Iraqi Ninja-Commandos, European anti-War Vampires and PETA crazies who use guns that turn you back into atoms!
- During this, we see Dove as her true, hippy, peace-loving self, as she lives life to the fullest, using marijuana, experiencing free-love and helping people cope with the world by 'just being themselves man'.
- Finally, Hawk & Dove meet up for the first time, hate each other, fight, are forced to team-up against the combined might of the evil business men that are both left and right, only to learn who their true enemy is: the Nazis!
- Finally, Hawk & Dove battle the reanimated corpse of Adolf Hitler, who has been planning the destruction of the world by taking over the conservative and liberal lobbyists in the US as well as the oil barons of the Middle East! They finally are victorious and succumb to the throws of passion and HOOK UP!
- However, issue #6 ends with both realizing that they really hate each other and things could never work--that is, until a mystery villain enters the timestream, and the DEO and Checkmate need Hawk & Dove to handle them!
To be continued...
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From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Things between Hawk and Dove become even more complex when suddenly a new hero enters the picture! Meet Eagle, whose radical centrist political views clash with both Hawk's jingoistic conservatism and Dove's hippy liberalism!
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Hey, what about doing a Hawk and Dove book with potential Legion tie-ins?
Hawk and Dove in the 31st Century
James and Jasmin Cullen, chosen to be the human avatars of Chaos and Order fight for the survival of the U.P. against the Khunds, Dominion Agents, Robotica, Space Pirates and all kinds of futuristic bad guy supervillians!
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Backup : "Enter : The Flamebird"! She's Young, She's been retconned and she's pissed off about it. Former Bat-Girl Betty / Bette Kane is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and she's all out of bubblegum. Evildoers Beware!
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Yes! Eryk's issue #7, YK has the Annual, and Joey has issue #8!
Issue #9 opens up with a 'everything but the kitchen sink issue', as Eagle and Flamebird join Hawk and Dove at a marijuana farm in Iowa that is secretly a front for Dominator scientists looking to take over the United States and cause WWIV! Their plan? Using marijuana technology to subvert the liberal academics of US universities until the Dominion controls all intellectual thought on Earth!
However, can the foursome of heroes stop this Dominator menace without checking out all this killer bud? Will Dove and Eagle get it on? Will Flamebird kick Hawk's ass?
To be continued...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Actually, Joeboy's Flamebird story is a backup. So what would the plot of the main story for issue 8 be?
Hmmm...a fill-in or standalone, mayhaps. I think it was a flashback story featuring Hank and Don and the time they gave in to their bi-curiosity! (Guest writer: Kevin Smith?)
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quote:Originally posted by Jokester: Backup : "Enter : The Flamebird"! She's Young, She's been retconned and she's pissed off about it. Former Bat-Girl Betty / Bette Kane is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and she's all out of bubblegum. Evildoers Beware!
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