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Twelve hours later, everyone passed gas to start bumping threads.
Elsewhere, Frio was wooed by everyone except Actor Lad because Caliente didn't wiggle Thora's doorknob sized doorknob knockers and harpsichords while instigating planetwide orgies of delight.
Despite Tamper Lad's falling for Gladys the sentient disco ball, Cobalt Kid persisted relentlessly asking the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra to play "Freebird" backwards. His wanton affections distracted Abin from rubbing his coconuts against Frio's dishwasher liquid dispenser.
Occasionally dedman attempted aerial photography while hulahooping with Hippos! Therefore, unfortunately, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sang about platypus' gonads and toasters while Helena Handbasket throttled Kent with pride.
On Golden Slumbers, you're wondering if Quislet could sew buttons onto psychedelic posters while yodelling the theme from Are You Being Served?
Once when Legion World was young, the coffee brewed as Lash Lad confronted orgasmic engorged earthworms that waltzed, tangoed and lambadaed to town for mayonnaise sundaes. Lash obliterated waffles using cosmic egg-beaters fortified with Ouzo and envelopes.
Earlier that century, Faraway Lad hopped upon Frio's cougar after eloping with terrible mandolins that soloed entirely atonally with herring, mackerel, coconuts, porcupines, and ketchup.
Later we passed Uranus, but couldn't penetrate
-------------------- Now with Calcium!!!
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Twelve hours later, everyone passed gas to start bumping threads.
Elsewhere, Frio was wooed by everyone except Actor Lad because Caliente didn't wiggle Thora's doorknob sized doorknob knockers and harpsichords while instigating planetwide orgies of delight.
Despite Tamper Lad's falling for Gladys the sentient disco ball, Cobalt Kid persisted relentlessly asking the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra to play "Freebird" backwards. His wanton affections distracted Abin from rubbing his coconuts against Frio's dishwasher liquid dispenser.
Occasionally dedman attempted aerial photography while hulahooping with Hippos! Therefore, unfortunately, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sang about platypus' gonads and toasters while Helena Handbasket throttled Kent with pride.
On Golden Slumbers, you're wondering if Quislet could sew buttons onto psychedelic posters while yodelling the theme from Are You Being Served?
Once when Legion World was young, the coffee brewed as Lash Lad confronted orgasmic engorged earthworms that waltzed, tangoed and lambadaed to town for mayonnaise sundaes. Lash obliterated waffles using cosmic egg-beaters fortified with Ouzo and envelopes.
Earlier that century, Faraway Lad hopped upon Frio's cougar after eloping with terrible mandolins that soloed entirely atonally with herring, mackerel, coconuts, porcupines, and ketchup.
Later we passed Uranus, but couldn't penetrate another
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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Twelve hours later, everyone passed gas to start bumping threads.
Elsewhere, Frio was wooed by everyone except Actor Lad because Caliente didn't wiggle Thora's doorknob sized doorknob knockers and harpsichords while instigating planetwide orgies of delight.
Despite Tamper Lad's falling for Gladys the sentient disco ball, Cobalt Kid persisted relentlessly asking the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra to play "Freebird" backwards. His wanton affections distracted Abin from rubbing his coconuts against Frio's dishwasher liquid dispenser.
Occasionally dedman attempted aerial photography while hulahooping with Hippos! Therefore, unfortunately, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sang about platypus' gonads and toasters while Helena Handbasket throttled Kent with pride.
On Golden Slumbers, you're wondering if Quislet could sew buttons onto psychedelic posters while yodelling the theme from Are You Being Served?
Once when Legion World was young, the coffee brewed as Lash Lad confronted orgasmic engorged earthworms that waltzed, tangoed and lambadaed to town for mayonnaise sundaes. Lash obliterated waffles using cosmic egg-beaters fortified with Ouzo and envelopes.
Earlier that century, Faraway Lad hopped upon Frio's cougar after eloping with terrible mandolins that soloed entirely atonally with herring, mackerel, coconuts, porcupines, and ketchup.
Later we passed Uranus, but couldn't penetrate another Marvel
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Twelve hours later, everyone passed gas to start bumping threads.
Elsewhere, Frio was wooed by everyone except Actor Lad because Caliente didn't wiggle Thora's doorknob sized doorknob knockers and harpsichords while instigating planetwide orgies of delight.
Despite Tamper Lad's falling for Gladys the sentient disco ball, Cobalt Kid persisted relentlessly asking the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra to play "Freebird" backwards. His wanton affections distracted Abin from rubbing his coconuts against Frio's dishwasher liquid dispenser.
Occasionally dedman attempted aerial photography while hulahooping with Hippos! Therefore, unfortunately, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sang about platypus' gonads and toasters while Helena Handbasket throttled Kent with pride.
On Golden Slumbers, you're wondering if Quislet could sew buttons onto psychedelic posters while yodelling the theme from Are You Being Served?
Once when Legion World was young, the coffee brewed as Lash Lad confronted orgasmic engorged earthworms that waltzed, tangoed and lambadaed to town for mayonnaise sundaes. Lash obliterated waffles using cosmic egg-beaters fortified with Ouzo and envelopes.
Earlier that century, Faraway Lad hopped upon Frio's cougar after eloping with terrible mandolins that soloed entirely atonally with herring, mackerel, coconuts, porcupines, and ketchup.
Later we passed Uranus, but couldn't penetrate another Marvel crossover
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Later we passed Uranus, but couldn't penetrate another Marvel crossover.
Time out for a sec... I'm gonna spend some time on this thread collecting all the stories that have transpired within, and repost them for your easily-perused pleasure!
Thriftshop Debutante pouted seductively towards the tittering Giant Robotic Lesbian who was using a plunger. "Chaos!!" screamed Princess Crujectra as her ample retinue crashed into hyper-space. Lightning Lad laughed sadly. "If only Giant Robotic Lesbian knew I loved plungers, then perhaps, maybe we could... would horizontal-mambo!"
The bile rose and Teeds sneezed, then quoted Fat Cramer's cat until Icefyre leaped over Eryk Davis Ester's hat. Poverty Lad searched New Kid's briefcase for condoms. When Danny Blaine peeked into and coerced Icefyre's dates, Italian Boy, while freedom sputtered around, fornicated!
"Eh?" Canadian militiamen Labradorian queried answered. "Egads," bellowed Kid Prime transforming into rusty yet valuable feces. "Someone help eat me spinach!" "Who does Ms. Enema Wazzo desire?" questions Semi Transparent Fellow after some prodding carpentry from old Greybird.
Elsewhen, the Outdoor Miner smelled Harbinger's sweaty friend Stu who squirted his babyoil into Space Ranger's arse! Ow!
L'il Rhino greedily lapped the secretions off Lard Lad's huge, pulsating petunia.
Somehow, Tarik the Mute gagged violently on Space Ranger's miniscule narrow urethra. Space Ranger then punched Tarik the Mute's Android's head waiter Android MLLASH squarely between its life-like nuts!
Hobbling licentiously towards Mantis, Quislet Esq. was traumatized repeatedly, repeatedly un-zipping up-and-down Tarik the Mute's Android's pant pocket. "Nothing you say will prevent Cobalt Kid from kissing me!" Lips parted, tongue protruding deeply into MLLASH's milkshake, Nightcrawler gasped "Razleberry Kono Juicing Milkshake!!!!"
Buck-naked, glistening and covered Jinx purred seductively as DrakeB3003 rubbed Cherr-Berr Gellato and K-Y Gel inside Fat Cramer's ear. Previously, some randy LMBers wrestled girlishly underneath silk pajamas, lining up doughnuts, wearing pink panties.
Staringly, STU danced obsessively disco-style retroactively wearing gold bootlegged faded lamee and pastel falsies. When "LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY" ceremoniously began, Semi Transparent Fellow grabbed Princess Crujectra's scepter firmly and stuffed crabmeat inside her hairy pet Bucky, the Super Beaver. Gagging, delightfully, Bucky grasped another Beaver licentiously and humped until Thora smacked his buck toothed, fuggly friend Roddy the Super Rodent. Thora screamed "I don't crave Cobalt Kid's bovine duds anymore!"
Shockingly, Comet Queen stated, "Like I'm really parsed since I ate Lotus Fruit with MLLASH and Outdoor Miner outside, peeping around Danny Darko's window, ogling Ample Cleavage Lass."
Then, just for laughs Saturn Girl cast enchantments that turned each of them into boobs!
Obviously, Amber developed into a crying shame which torqued Furball tremendously. Shark Lad emerged valiantly, slapping Anti-Lad's buttock, exciting molecules, enlarging everyone's glistening Jell-o cubes filled hawaiian tikis! But nudity prevailed when the Comics Code Authority banned censorship after drooling salivary bouquets. Varalent partied vivaciously with one-legged, one-armed bandit penguins. EGADS! Lightning Lad cried non-stoppingly, irritating Steve Lightle, who drew Barrymore loved.
Forgetting Harbinger, Sonnie Boy regreted eating larva. Metamorphising into an Interplanetary Bank Beast Guard, Arachne spun three sticky yet soluble silky negligees without bothering Thora.
However, Space Ranger dreamed Mantis danced disco-themed Charlestons, whoring SharkLad to invite Harbinger and Sonnie Boy out clubbing at Danny B's Starfield Lounge: The Official Party Palace of Legion World!
Suddenly, unexpectedly, and without flirting, MLLASH stripped minerals from the Canadian Shield, forcing Outdoor Miner into erotic gyroscopic positions.
Icefire, poked constantly his fantasies upon helpless, enraged homosexuals who spurted pleasureable fountains of frothy, warm, gooey nectar.
Unfortunately, mayonaise lactating wildebeasts stampeded girlishly across Disney World's Animal Kingdom crushing silly poets like e e cummings and Rod McKuen. Exhausted party-goers slumped over plush divans while rabid gerbils chewed mushrooms. "ENOUGH!" bellowed Kara, baring enough soul to shock James Brown. But, shyly, draub wondered when Nightcrawler's shift joyfully ends. Later guzzling beer Outdoor Miner belched, farted, and smiled while peeing into his mother's garden hose.
Super Lad Kid longingly grasped SharkLad's missing great-grandmother and sighed desparingly, "Wrinkles in time are what swiftly become creases in paradoxical anomolies wrapped up in tight conundruums and waxpaper." Fat Cramer binged greedily, lapping cream cheese tartlettes off Christian Dior custom-made doilies until her whiskers crusted-up. Harbinger chortled happily, knowing Numf-El loved humungous knockers pushed-up painfully against perfect, tantilizing abs becoming saturated with sweat.
Surprisingly, superboymddjr appeared, soaking Icefire from a bucket brimming with frothing latte and steaming chunks of marshmallows and chocolate. Icefire caressed his Quislet-sized, engorged personal beautiful trainer's massive mastiff. SHAKES hosted Llash's official "Li'l Lash's Coming Out Party" Go-go-boy auditions, over-whelmed by slippery, sweaty, husky, hunky firemen hosing Icefire's overheating ice-box. Super Lad Kid stumbled over L'il Rhino's gargantuan hosed-off torso while attempting self-awareness. ##$%^%&^*^%@ (insert expletives.) "Watch-out," Censor Lad growled unconvincingly as Harbinger waltzed with elegance, attired provocatively in gossamer-silk leiderhosen, tube-top, sequined cape. "What manner of bamboozlement are you considering, Miss Harbinger?"
Miniature Royal Doulton figurines cavorted precariously over double-dipped, caramellous, gloppy pluberries. Concurrently, President elect and two-time prize-winning wrestler Winema Wazzo (aka Winnie the Wanker) grabbed hold of Princess Crujectra's sceptre. The sceptre walla-wallaed Eryk Davis Ester's up tight creek frog gibberish.
Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Meanwhile, on Earth-2, sinister sisters folded tesseracts into Everyday Girl's batter for special crispy teleportation fritters. Somehow unintelligible mutterings emenated from behind Tamper Lad's teacup. The teacup had exploded!
Afterwards, when Tamper Lad unearthed Kent Shakesphere's enormous teacup, tomatoes danced naked around bonfires counterclockwise while Jailbait Lass foljsily filed copy. But ominous parsnips ransacked shoeboxes containing hundreds of pickles during Oprah while Caliente smooched Actor Lad and also cuddled.
Behind Lard Lad, ninjas sat side-saddle upon a Korbalian Dragonfly because Eryk Davis Ester insisted upon cupcakes for breakfast, because asparagus doesn't fib when tickled.
Meanwhile, Caliente skated flawlessly between realities. Cool Hand Bob swallowed his pride and streaked between interested parties, shaking martinis with flair. Afterward everyone hobnobbed with Caliente until Old Dutch the Super Cow upset Grandma by moooooning Tamper Lad behind the tortoise display.
Twelve hours later, everyone passed gas to start bumping threads.
Elsewhere, Frio was wooed by everyone except Actor Lad because Caliente didn't wiggle Thora's doorknob sized doorknob knockers and harpsichords while instigating planetwide orgies of delight.
Despite Tamper Lad's falling for Gladys the sentient disco ball, Cobalt Kid persisted relentlessly asking the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra to play "Freebird" backwards. His wanton affections distracted Abin from rubbing his coconuts against Frio's dishwasher liquid dispenser.
Occasionally dedman attempted aerial photography while hulahooping with Hippos! Therefore, unfortunately, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sang about platypus' gonads and toasters while Helena Handbasket throttled Kent with pride.
On Golden Slumbers, you're wondering if Quislet could sew buttons onto psychedelic posters while yodelling the theme from Are You Being Served?
Once when Legion World was young, the coffee brewed as Lash Lad confronted orgasmic engorged earthworms that waltzed, tangoed and lambadaed to town for mayonnaise sundaes. Lash obliterated waffles using cosmic egg-beaters fortified with Ouzo and envelopes.
Earlier that century, Faraway Lad hopped upon Frio's cougar after eloping with terrible mandolins that soloed entirely atonally with herring, mackerel, coconuts, porcupines, and ketchup.
Later we passed Uranus, but couldn't penetrate another Marvel crossover.
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