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Topic: You're invited to MY WEDDING!
MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 08, 2004 02:57 PM
THE WEDDING'S OFF!! Demi broke up with me! She stormed out after declaring that I was "too quiet and dull, and never had anything to say"! It's because I was too busy licking her, damn it!! *choke!!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
Registered: Jul 2003
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Glorith
Kneel Before My Power
posted July 08, 2004 04:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by Glorith: Mr. Lash you shall marry none other than Glorith. ***friendly reminder**** -------------------- Evil Has Come To Legion World
From: Everywhere | Registered: Jul 2004
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Arachne
Bookworm
posted July 08, 2004 07:25 PM
Have we ever had a shotgun wedding before? --------------------arachne3003.deviantart.com Current Obsession: Birds of Prey/Secret Six
From: Canada | Registered: Jul 2003
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Spellbinder
Founder
posted July 08, 2004 11:55 PM
Poor Lashie Poo Styrofoam can be so fickle sometimes -------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 09, 2004 01:44 AM
Don't worry Lash, lots of fish in the sea - and lots of styrofoam at Walmart. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003
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Chaim Mattis Keller
Legion-Reference-File Lad
posted July 09, 2004 07:53 AM
My wife has a friend very similar to Demi...maybe we could set you two up. You live in the New York area? -------------------- Chaim Mattis Keller ckeller@nyc.rr.comLegion-Reference-File Lad
From: New York, NY, USA | Registered: Nov 2003
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Monkey Eater Lad
Gorilla Griller
posted July 09, 2004 12:28 PM
Hmm...somehow I don't see Chaim's wife with Lash.
From: Alameda, CA | Registered: Dec 2003
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 09, 2004 12:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by Glorith: quote: Originally posted by Glorith: Mr. Lash you shall marry none other than Glorith. ***friendly reminder**** Well.... I've already paid for the wedding, so why not? But let's keep this traditional... *gets down on one knee* Glorith, will I marry you? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Greybird
Brother of Dawnstar
posted July 09, 2004 01:35 PM
Too bad, Lash LaRue -- you could have had a double ceremony with Tom Hanks and "Wilson"
From: Starhaven Consulate, City of Angels | Registered: Jul 2003
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 10, 2004 11:55 AM
No response, Glorith? *choke!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted July 10, 2004 01:43 PM
If the wedding happens, can I be in it! Don't get your hopes up though, Lash! You need a nice girl or boy that will give you back rubs and go out and buy you subway! And I can't see Glorith heading down to subway and picking up an extra Italian Combo sub for your good buddie Cobie!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 10, 2004 03:58 PM
Well, I refuse to marry anyone who won't bring me & Cobie food while we sit on our asses watching E! and VH1. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Arachne
Bookworm
posted July 10, 2004 07:15 PM
So you're saying you like being a bachelor, huh? --------------------arachne3003.deviantart.com Current Obsession: Birds of Prey/Secret Six
From: Canada | Registered: Jul 2003
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted July 10, 2004 11:25 PM
quote: Originally posted by MLLASH:Well, I refuse to marry anyone who won't bring me & Cobie food while we sit on our asses watching E! and VH1. quote: Originally posted by Arachne:So you're saying you like being a bachelor, huh? Ditto!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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