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It's springtime, when a young man's thoughts turn to, well, sex and plenty of it. Except he's usually already thinking about sex in some form or fashion, so his thoughts don't have to turn very far.
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Cobes, you should plan to host a Sensual Springtime Tea Party and Cotillion!
It will be a veritable buffet of short-shorts, tube tops and half-shirts! Plus the tea will be spiked with vodka and there will be loads of sensual misunderstandings!
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That sounds like the perfect way to end the winter doldrum! Let the planning for such an event commence!
The vodka spiked tea, in addition to the warm spring sun should make for some rather tension-filled passionate misunderstandings, indeed. Add in the bloom of fresh flowers in the gardens (re: secretive places to have kinky outdoor sex) and this could be the best Legion World Cotillion ever!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Let it be known that any intentions that I-- Thora of Taltar-- might have, sensual or otherwise, will be clear to all involved and in no way misunderstandable.
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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Greetings, goateed male known as Loser Lad.
Might Thora of Taltar assume you shall be attending this so-called Sensual Cotillion?
And if so, might Thora of Taltar presume you will be engaging in the drinking of much mind-numbing and will-weakening fluid refreshments?
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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Should we all get dates for this? Maybe one of these days, I can even ask my wife Space Tart to go!
Or should I go stag and see who's shown up? I hear the rose bushes are pretty comfortable...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Thora: And if so, might Thora of Taltar presume you will be engaging in the drinking of much mind-numbing and will-weakening fluid refreshments?
Oh and Thora, you know that you don't need to ply me with alcohol to weaken my will when I'm with you...
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From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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