This is a dark hour in the life of our cause. Our hopes for a new day in the light of the LMB constitutional process has been foiled. Indeed had I remained a delegate, those who would keep us on our knees would have arrested me.
I ask you, what purpose did the LMB Convention serve? In spite of my reservations, I had entered the process on your behalf to build a brighter future for you all. At every turn our ovetures were rebuffed, suffering the indignity of being thrown in the pool. Clearly the process was a sham, and our legitimate constitutional aspirations will never be achieved in the framework of the existing LMB.
Notwithstanding my status as an LMB outlaw, I proclaim a provisional governing Senate of a New LMB under the draft principles for a constitution outlined in our working sessions this weekend.
As the first act of this governing council, I have signed a decree seizing all properties of the Ancien Regime. I implore all patriots to stand with me and enforce the decisions of your governing council by disrupting the illegitimate remnants of the tyrants. SEIZE THE DAY THAT NOW DAWNS BEFORE YOU.
*Signed* Tamper Lad Consul and Tribune of the Provisional New LMB
Omigoodness!! Calamity Monkey is confused! what hope do the rest of us have?
Tamper Lad,
I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
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Quislet, dear, isn't "LMB" a copyrighted property? Should we add copyright infringement to Tamper Lad's growing list of offenses?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Well, not in reality, but for storyline purposes...
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I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Quislet, the convention has been rendered moot by our proclamation.
Calamity Monkey, I know the lack of an adequete education system for monkeys under the ancien regime has disadvantaged you. The Provisional government will remedy the situation as soon as the school board is turned over to us.
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Oh even provisional governments need constitutions. Or are you planning on a dictatorship?
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Goodness knows dictatorships haven't had much success on Legion World...
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Our constitution? See the framework hammered out over the weekend in the convention.
Here's the gist:
Evil Geniuses have unlimited discretions over their experiments, Cats have special rights over humans, We are working to reboot Legionworld.net into Invertedrocketship.net Autoresponses banned
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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I believer the convention is still going on. I don't even think you needed your hand stamped to get back in.
Quislet, the convention has been rendered moot by our proclamation.
Calamity Monkey, I know the lack of an adequete education system for monkeys under the ancien regime has disadvantaged you. The Provisional government will remedy the situation as soon as the school board is turned over to us.
Mroooowwww?
Did you just accuse Calamity Monkey of being UNEDUCATED!!!! Why...I'm flabbergasted! Calamity Monkey is one of the most erudite members of this community. How dare you! Hisssssssssssssssssss!
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quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Cats have special rights over humans
I thought they already had that? Of course, it's not written down on paper, but that's never held them back before...
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quote:Originally posted by Caliente: This is what I was saying about the cute with the mouth closed... *sigh* They never listen.
<pats Tamper Lad's shoulder> Try not to be so intense honey. You'll get an ulcer or something.
Ah Yes dear. I'm trying, but they tried to arrest me on some trumped up charges this morning. Something about instigating an insurrection.
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