Topic: The Official Thriftshop Debutante Fan Club!
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
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Sign up now to receive our official newsletter, reporting on all the latest activities of Thriftshop Debutante, plus exclusive puns available only to members!*
--Eryk Davis Ester, President
*Disclaimer: This fan club is not really authorized by or associated with Thriftshop Debutante in any manner, and my shins will no doubt feel her wrath once she sees this thread.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Hey now, that IS a thought! Maybe she'll just kick HIS shins! Hell, sign me up too.
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From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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Brainiac 5
Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear
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Just remember, you can't spell TEEDS without EDE!!
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From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004
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I'll remain an associate member. with full privileges, but will invoke article 3.1 of the by-laws, which stipulates that full members must serve as proxies for all shin-kickings directed at associate members.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Hmmmmmmm maybe I'll start a Thriftshop Debutante Booster Society and then we can have a fanatical war with the Thriftshop Debutante Fan Club.
What could be more glorious than fighting, killing and dying over Teeds?
(idea stolen from Tom the Dancing Bug)
Hmmmm lots of key people have already joined the fan club. Must offer something to attract new members. Autographed pictures of myself? Nude pictures of myself? (No I want to attract members not drive them off) Punch & pie? Free limericks? what, what will sell the Bosster Society?
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Can't I join both?
Oh so you want to be a double agent, eh?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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This rift in Teeds Fandom threatens to tear Legion World apart.
I move that a Steering Committee to investigate the calling of an Ecumenical Council of Teeds Fans with the goal of bridging the divide be struck.
I volunteer to serve as a mediator between the parties (subject to the market rate for such services of course).
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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I agree with Tamper. And if we fail to make peace, I swear you will all burn in the Pocket Universe for this.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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