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He said he'd get me on the Jerry Springer show.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Lardy has a chastity belt? ...It must be in its original packaging so as not to ruin its eBay value...
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
-------------------- All you need is Love (and a whole big bucket of Money).
From: Lost in the Ozone Again | Registered: Dec 2005
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I was trying to lose weight & I thought that line of sweet and low was actually diet coke!
From: elizabeth,nj | Registered: Jul 2003
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