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You want more rotting asparagus tips???????????
Well you will just have to settle for this hot fudge sundae (with magically no fat but all the taste). And let me massage you feet as you eat it.
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You know, if we were to lock you in a freezer, you wouldn't spoil at all...
Sorry, but "spoiled Lard Lad" just doesn't sound like it would smell very good. Even worse than "Lard Lad at all-you-can-eat chili night"
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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How about I write a limerick in your honour?
There's this really cool Lad named Lardy And boy does he know how to party We all think he's great We're so glad he's our mate He makes every day feel like a Saturday!
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Well you will just have to settle for this hot fudge sundae (with magically no fat but all the taste). And let me massage you feet as you eat it.
quote:Originally posted by walkwithcrowds: How about I write a limerick in your honour?
There's this really cool Lad named Lardy And boy does he know how to party We all think he's great We're so glad he's our mate He makes every day feel like a Saturday!
You Rock dude!!
Finally! Some honest-to-gosh pampering via a sinful sundae and some gratuitous ego-stroking! Now, that's how you spoil a guy!
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Lard Lad meet Vacuum Vamp. She was just tossed out of the Buxom Babes Hero Acadamy (it was a nasty scandal ...don't ask) and needs somebody to...um...talk to.
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I'm afraid I don't play the guitar. I sing a little. Would you settle for my slightly shaky rendition of "My Funny Valentine"?
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... if you need to believe that, I shan't interfere with your delusions. Go ahead,
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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