Topic: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread
cleome46
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I hear that Cibo Matto and Luscious Jackson are locked in a furious bidding war to get him as their opening act for a respective series of reunion shows later this year.
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cleome46
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On Valentines Day, he sent me a dozen long-stemmed Venus Flytraps.
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That thing chained up in Quislet's basement is writing a tell-all. It has lined up the same ghost-writer that Snookie uses.
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cleome46
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I hear Bobby Sharp originally wrote "Unchain My Heart" as a tribute to Quislet, Esq.
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I heard that Quislet is pursuing a pro bono class action suit against Mondays, on the grounds that it is a cruel way to spend 1/7th of ones life.
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cleome46
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I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it.
(I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.)
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Changed his email password to 'Oreo,' then sued the Oreo cookie company for violating his privacy, all in a misguided effort to bring back the Hydrox.
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quote:Originally posted by cleome46: I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it.
(I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.)
When I was growing up, I thought Dupa was just another slang term for buttock. I was gobsmacked when I realized it was Polish.
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cleome46
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I hear that Quislet, Esq. manages "High Kick," an elite squadron of gorgeous burlesque dancers that are also martial arts champions.
(Now available for bachelor parties, holiday get-togethers, or guarding that priceless gem that's just been moved into your local museum.)
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I had to let them all go when I found out that not one of them was a drag queen.
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cleome46
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He turns twenty-five today. In cat years. Or so rumor has it.
(Hence all those catnip cupcakes Belinda ordered from the Harry & David website.)
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