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So, I've been gone for like, a LONG time... in case you were wondering where I was and all, I was reading the entire run of that funnybook you all like, The Ledger of SuperHeroes.
Anyway, to try and fit in more with you all... though why I wanna fit in with a bunch of middle-age men when I'm a perpetually 17 year-old girl thanks to that wormhole-thingie and that space analmallory that brought me here, I thought I would share with you these ideas for new members of the Ledger! *peppy chirp!*
First up:
Saturn-Face
Hails from the planet Saturn's Moon. Because he can all read minds and stuff, he has a big Saturn tattoo right on his FACE! So they call him Saturn-Face!
Cosmo Girl
She zaps you with rays and stuff that make you drunk! Drunker than your Uncle Bob at Christmas!
Zappy Ladguest-starring Zappy Aunt and Zappy Dog
He and his Aunt and his dog all got trapped on a planet with these giant electric eels, and they got zapped. Now he (and his Aunt and dog) can shoot out these electro-bolts but only when they are underwater, or at least partially wet.
What do you all think? I kind of think they rule and stuff. Maybe they are good enough to join the Ledger? I hope so! *squeal of excitement!*
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*giggle!* I like you! And not only because your picture is so cute, it's also because you have like, taste and brains and class.
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We need a Saturn Face graemlin, avatar and icon ASAP!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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And then there's that new recruit;
Dude Damsel who can totally turn herself into a dude, to surprise a villain with her suddenly-increased upper body strength, or change back into a girl when someone tries to grab her and wriggle free while kicking him in the gnarlies!
Dude Damsel! She's the man!
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All marriage plans are on hold for now, while I start up my new career as-- a teenaged comic-book writer! Advantageous! *peppy chirp!*
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Umber can use the letters page to give her readers fashion advice! This is *Legion fandom* after all--they love that sort of thing.
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A series of Umber write-ups on the various Legionnaires and how they could look better by adopting the barest rudiments of sartorial sense (they're called *shoes* Brin, and they are not optional!) could be educational.
And I'm still dreaming up new Legionnaires along this theme;
The Brainiac Hive, a collection of micro-machines that assemble into a humanoid form, slap on a purple jumpsuit they got off of a sanitation worker, and impress their teammates with their networked cross-computational ability, as well as their tendency to 'fall to pieces' and have to 'pull themselves together' when startled.
Karate Squid, eight-armed master of Octo-Fu!
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quote:Originally posted by Umber: *giggle!* I like you! And not only because your picture is so cute, it's also because you have like, taste and brains and class.
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