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Author Topic: Marry me, Umber!!!! Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        ..or, at least be my girl!!! Yeah, I'm old, icky and fat, but I control the Lardforce™! You know what that means? It means I can-self-lipo and manipulate the ol' bod, so I can look 17 again! So will that mean you'll be marrying a thirtysomething in a 17-year-old bod? HELLS NO!!! My maturity level has never surpassed 17!!! So whaddaya say? Willya marry me? <and don't forget this bonus prize: it'll piss Cobalt off!> [ July 23, 2008, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ] -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        An' I'll get ridda the icky beard, too! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Hmmm... it's pretty cool that Lardy can join the Brats SW6 LMB without having to clone himself. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        So...whaddaya think o' the new look? Like the shades? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       You look somewhat familiar! I wonder how Umber will like it? Well, I'll find out later-- for now I'm OFF to the CBS to get Ambush Bug Year None # 1! YAY!!!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Wow, Lardy is like the Cham of the SW6 LMB! If Lardy marries Umber, I wonder what part I'll play in the wedding? At one point, I'd be a shoe-in for best man, but nowadays it doesn't look good! At least I can give away the bride since I'm technically her father (psst...don't bother trying to tell her anyone, I've tried). Of course, Thora may or may not be interested in this. Either because she's Umber's mother, or more likely because she hates males! From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Hmmph! Look at that square, Kid Cobalt--tryin' ta psyche me out and make me think the thought of me marrying Umber doesn't eat up his insides! IT WON'T WORK, MAN!!! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       By all means Lardy, marry Umber! You two can have lots of kids together and retire from the LMB! It will be heavenly, I'm sure From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        It ain't gonna work, you bastard! Umber and me...we were MADE for each other! When you come back from San D, we'll be all married and doin' it and...everything! YEAH! [ July 24, 2008, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ] -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Jillikers Lardy, you better start investing all your savings! Umber's spending habits are the stuff of legend™! (hey, look at her father). You might as well use the Legion World Bank's investment unit. As co-founder and owner (with Crujeckie), I'd be happy to have you fill out this application. Now, we want to make sure everything you and Umber have is cut right down the middle. I'm sure she would love to discuss money with you! From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        It ain't about MONEY, man! It's about LOVE!!! (But I'm pretty wealthy and can provide for her plenty well, just so you know.) Meanwhile, a poem for my sweety: 101010010101010101000 01010100010100 1010010010000010001 00110 1 0 101010 1 It's one of my favorite's by TMA...hope ya liked it, Umber! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Isn't that poem about hating yourself for breaking someone's heart? From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        You would think that! Looks like granpa Cobalt's too old to get it like we do! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Well, you kids are going to be so happy! I'm sure Cliff, Brocke and Ashe will be anxious to meet you. They'll probably be looking for faults though, knowing how jealous they are, so you might want to cut back the booze intact around her friends a smidge (note sarcasm). From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Umber's all the booze I'll ever need, old man! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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