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Hm, I think this is a ploy by Lardy to convince I'm old to get me to run to the arms of Jailbait Lass to reclaim my youth! Or perhaps, he's just given me the perfect third party person to blame such an act on? During my impersonation of the younger Kid Cobalt, did I regain my teenager inner-arguementative side?
Well played Lardy, well played.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Oh, that darker side of yours is always there, waiting to leap out and destroy young girls' hearts...or worse, like when you decided to let a friend burn awhile back to make sure he stayed out of the way. Didn't play out the way ya hoped, did it?
If ya ain't usin' me for an excuse, you've always got a backup ready, I'd wager.
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Nyahahahaha, my long time sacrifices to the spelling typo deity have paid off at long last!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Although I will admit you're looking WAY more cuter without that grody ol' beard, and losing that weight has taken, like 20 years off of you... and your new spiky haircut is just dreamy and you look rad in those shades... *swoony sigh*
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An' you just KNOW I'm lotsa fun, too, babe! You know the Lardster will show you a good time!
And I can use the Lardforce to instantly give ya whatever frivolous plastic surgery you might have a whim for--then instantly undo it if ya don't like it!
(personally, I don't think ya need even a skosh, but you know us teens...)
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Welllll... there are times when I've wondered what it my be like to be as stacked as that total bitch Cammy Johns...
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