quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion.
Godz, no crime is worth THAT!
We'll let you off with a listen of Snowbird by Anne Murray
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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A little known fact about Ceej's is that exposure to chocolate after dark can turn this cute furry lovable creature into an insatiable creature that demands more and more from its owners. Expect heavy bouts of drinking and dancing if you mistakenly feed a ceej chocolate after dark.
Apparently the only way to calm the little beggars down is to liberally douse them with whipped cream.
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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I've read that the Ceej mating season lasts 364 days of the year - they only stop for Bastille Day. I'm waiting for my Ceej to be delivered from Colorado any day now.
From: Alameda, CA | Registered: Dec 2003
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It is with great regret that I inform you of the indefinite suspension of our ceej adoption program.
It is not that the program has been unsuccessful; to the contrary, it has met with success far beyond our initial projections. However, we have discovered that the vast majority of ceejes that have been adopted to date were taken not for purposes of affection or companionship, but for the harvesting of their fine, luxuriantly soft hair.
Had we been aware of the great demand for ceej-hair attire on the black market, we would never have initiated the adoption program. Ceej-hair hats, gloves, sweaters, scarves, and shawls are now fetching outrageous sums on all known inhabited worlds. We have even seen a few of the especially trendy ceej-hair vests selling for upwards of five thousand credits.
It appears that nearly all of the adopted ceejes have been completely shorn of their hair and then abandoned at local animal shelters. Ceej hair takes several terran cycles to fully grow back, and most adopters do not find it profitable to care for and feed the ceejes during the long re-growing period. The annual cost of supplying a ceej with chocolate and alcohol alone is exorbitant and can bankrupt small planetoids.
In the meantime, we have thousands of abandoned ceejes on our hands. Please remember that a shaved ceej is no less affectionate or deserving of affection than a fully-haired ceej - perhaps even more so. If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Much thanks, F.F.C.
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quote:Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Hey-o! Can we say that?
From: Los Angeles, CA | Registered: Nov 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Hey-o! Can we say that?
Thanx Sudro... Diet Pepsi all over the screen and wall and everything... Housekeeping is gonna think I had a wild party in here...
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: Dear sentients,
It is with great regret that I inform you of the indefinite suspension of our ceej adoption program.
It is not that the program has been unsuccessful; to the contrary, it has met with success far beyond our initial projections. However, we have discovered that the vast majority of ceejes that have been adopted to date were taken not for purposes of affection or companionship, but for the harvesting of their fine, luxuriantly soft hair.
Had we been aware of the great demand for ceej-hair attire on the black market, we would never have initiated the adoption program. Ceej-hair hats, gloves, sweaters, scarves, and shawls are now fetching outrageous sums on all known inhabited worlds. We have even seen a few of the especially trendy ceej-hair vests selling for upwards of five thousand credits.
It appears that nearly all of the adopted ceejes have been completely shorn of their hair and then abandoned at local animal shelters. Ceej hair takes several terran cycles to fully grow back, and most adopters do not find it profitable to care for and feed the ceejes during the long re-growing period. The annual cost of supplying a ceej with chocolate and alcohol alone is exorbitant and can bankrupt small planetoids.
In the meantime, we have thousands of abandoned ceejes on our hands. Please remember that a shaved ceej is no less affectionate or deserving of affection than a fully-haired ceej - perhaps even more so. If you would like to experience the joy of having a shaved ceej in your life, please let me know.
Much thanks, F.F.C.
I'd love a naked ceej.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion.
Godz, no crime is worth THAT!
We'll let you off with a listen of Snowbird by Anne Murray
I prefer You Needed Me...
I know! From Connecticut to Dallas and back. Nothing but You Needed Me
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I don't know that we can really compare the two. Cobie is more of the studly-manly type, while CJ is more of the adorable-cute type.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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