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<walks in>
What the hell place is this? And why does it smell like sex? And why is there a video tape paused on the screen with an image of STU on it (face obviously blanked out by Mario of the Hulk).
<turns on lights>
Oooooh. Oh. Now I get it...
<walks into next room>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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*As Cobalt Kid walks into the next room, he is hit on the head from the side. As darkness engulf the plucky lad, he hears*
"That was easy. Almost too easy"
*outside, the tinny sound of a hand organ seems strangely anachronistic and yet...
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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many citizens were stopping to listen as I busked to raise money for the orphanage. Perhaps they were taken with the prancing of my lap ceej "Petals" who jumps through little hoops as I play.
From the alleyway a commotion as a sweaty loin-cloth clad man drags Cobalt Kid to the curb throwing him into the back of a anti-grav freight transporter before taking off.
Peeking into the alley I see a group of LMBers in hot pursuit...
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... of an odd, mustachioed man who was cackling maniacally.
"It's too late, he's already unleased the No-Life Equation on the message boards," shouted SharkLad-D, exposing several rows of sharp teeth.
But the group of LMBers was again one step too slow. The triumphantly gloating man stepped through a warp portal at the end of the alley, vanishing into the air and doubtless onto a parallel message board.
"Now what?" He Who Wonders wondered.
"No worries, mates. Teleportation? I can get you there," someone said from behind. It was...
Registered: Jul 2003
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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Faraway Lad, who smiled and with a faint plop sound sent Nova Girl, Floating Foxlike Creature and Sahrk Lad-D faraway. In fact so faraway that when Nova turned around to see where she was she was almost caught in the side of the head by a huge.........
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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...corpse! The corpse was long since deceased, but in it appeared to be a decayed body in a...Cobalt Kid costume?
But if this was Cobalt Kid, long since dead, who was the guy currently walking around?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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"Feh I say, well that explains the monogomy." said Tamper, as he pulled out quaint looking device labeled Shapeshifting Alien Detector.
"I suspect the leadership of our organization and replaced by Skrulls or Star Trek Changelings or perhaps Durlans with mysterious motives. This also explains why our leader and his deputies haven't been seen lately."
Sending the painful burst of energy from the device he zaps the faraway party.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Hm, little do these fools suspect I'm an alien in disguise. Or perhaps, they're so used to the idea now, they don't care? Either way, that's cool for me. Not cool for them.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Can this shocking revelation possibly be true? And if it is, who's responsible? Can it possibly have anything to do with a certain Figure in the Shadows that was last seen running from a group of LMBPers? Hmmm...
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"But enough about them, let's talk about something interesting, ME!" squealed Lucy Pifflethwaite as ran her index finger down her neck, across the clavicle, and encircled her recently installed Howitzer breast, size D. Talk about deadly weapons ...
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-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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