Topic: 502 things that happen when Cleome leaves us alone for one lousy workday
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71. The geniuses at Tri-Met force their drivers to use tire chains even though there's no freakin' snow on the roads AT ALL!!
Click Here For A SpoilerWhich naturally means that no bus can achieve a speed exceeding 20 MPH even during rush hour, so nobody gets home from work in less than 90 minutes...
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72. Everyone else on Legion World decides to take up professional "Faux-gurt" squeezing, too.
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73. Pizza is declared to be a vegetable
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74. Grape and Tomato pie becomes America's official dessert.
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75. Quiche is banned worldwide. restaurants start selling Omelette Pie instead
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76. And they're made from the eggs of Vyrgans!!
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 78. The hyperlink industry goes broke.
Hey, c'mon now. Everyone needs a motif, and most of the really dynamic/sexy ones were taken by the time I moved here!
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80b. The only shirt you're too sexy for is Joe Biden's.
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81. Picks up fried chicken from the corner place ... the fried chicken is suspicious but not as suspicious as the fries that come with it ... and they only had diet pepsi instead of diet coke. Diet Pepsi has one calorie while Diet Coke has 0. You need to consider every calorie when you're eating fried chicken.
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82. The weekend is--- CANCELED worldwide!
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