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"Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper."
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"Brewed and bottled by Full Sail Brewing Co, Hood River, Oregon USA."
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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"This is not historically accurate. Medieval bakers did not dress like Chef Boy-Ar-Dee."
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cleome46
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“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
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"On the bus ride to school today, we passed by Gramma's house. It got rolled with toilet paper last night, which I guess is no big surprise. I do feel a little bad because it looked like it was gonna take a long time to clean up. But on the bright side, Gramma is retired, so she probably didn't have anything planned for today anyway."
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cleome46
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"Truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is."
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